Bush To Claim Foiled Terror Plot! LIST YOUR FOILED PLOTS HERE!

[Beetwasher]

Bush to detail 2002 attack plot in speech
Associated Press

WASHINGTON - In a scheduled speech Thursday about the war on terror, President Bush will focus on a foiled attack in 2002 in which plotters planned to use hijacked commercial airplanes to strike the West Coast.

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http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/consumer_news/13828457.htm

I'm pretty sure I got him beat. I foiled an alien invasion w/ a pair of nail clippers and a jar of vaseline just last week.

[Stanchetalarooni]

1. He's the Catcher in the Rye all right!

If anyone can stop bad shit before it happens Georgie Boy can.

[leveymg]

2. This must be the "foiled plot" he's referring to>

[leftofthedial]

3. I singlehandedly foiled the administration's plot

to destroy social security

and I did it with my bare hands.

[Missy M]

4. Spare me!!! He is bringing up Jose Padilla and the old....

dirty bomb again. I didn't think he could go any lower than he already has but I was wrong.

[meegbear]

5. I stopped a band of rabid Canadians from storming the border ...

during the Superbowl and forcing them to play the game using Canadian Football rules.

No need to thank me.

[Craig3410]

6. I single-handedly stopped Russian hijacked from taking over an airplane!

Oh wait, that was Harrison Ford in Air Force One.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Islamic Vampires Disguised As Jewish Werewolves. . .

. . .trying to beam into the White House using teleporters not invented yet. And we stopped them JUST IN TIME, too!
The Professor

[Beetwasher]

8. Yeah, We Did, BUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS THAT ONE YET!

I'm revoking your Ultra-Violet security clearance immediately! Please hand in your mind-ray.

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Damn! That Was Classified?

I figured it was public knowledge. Geez. One little mistake. . .
The Professor

[Beetwasher]

12. Yes, It Was Classified, But We Might Be Able to Work Something Out

Have you met my friend Jack A.? He has some causes that need some help, and if you agree to help ($), then I think you're little problem might just dissapear (wink, nudge). After all, what's a little classified security leak among friends?

[ProfessorGAC]

19. What A Pal!

(I wish i knew how to write "What a pal", over and over, with an Edward G. Robinson accent.)
The Professor

[TlalocW]

9. Me and Will Smith

Uploaded a virus from a Mac in the orbiting mothership of an alien invasion fleet, causing it to explode... Hahahahahah... That's so unbelievable. A Mac?

Well, I tried.

TlalocW

[blue in ohio]

11. Bad blow.

I came close to saving the world when I almost sold a tainted bag of blow to a crazy texan back in
the 70's.

[magellan]

13. Damn your conscience, man!

But welcome to DU anyway. :)

[Beetwasher]

21. I'll Bet You Would Pass Up Killing Hitler When He Was A Baby Too!

You commie!

[hang a left]

14. I foiled my husband's Saturday golf plans with a

"honey do" list.

[Beetwasher]

17. That Makes YOU A Terrorist!

How dare you!? :evilgrin:

[bluedog]

15. did Clinton brag about

the "millennium" plot that was foiled....remember the repukes said that was highly unlikely that he foiled it........did he get on tv and brag?

[zanne]

16. I'm sure this is the first of many to come....

A while back, we were discussing (in GD) the possiblity that, before the Nov. elections, there would be a terrorist "attack" on the U.S., OR claims from the administration about a "foiled" attack. Do we know these people or what?

[Beetwasher]

31. Yup

n/t

[hang a left]

18. The only plots ** has foiled

are attempts to investigate and find out the truth about:

9-11
Energy Meetings
Pre-War Intel
Torture
Plame
Abramoff et al

[malmapus]

20. Foiled a plot by Lo Pan to break his curse and return to the living

Sure Jack Burton and Egg Shen get all the credit, but they were just running distractions while I did all the real work.

[Beetwasher]

22. Do It For The Satisfaction

Killing the undead is fun too!

[obreaslan]

23. I stopped an assassination plot with nothing but a ball of yarn...

Just the other day, I swear!

[Beetwasher]

24. What Color?

I have to add that to my plot foiling kit.

[obreaslan]

26. Bright orange, with shiny metallic threads throughout...

that's always the best. :)

[Beetwasher]

29. Duh! Of Course

Bright orange, I should have known. It's going in my kit right next to the duct tape! Thanks!

[peekaloo]

25. It's like having that Jon Lovitz character for a president.

and Morgan Fairchild thinks Bu$h is hot.

[gauguin57]

27. I stopped the plot to put toxic chemicals in our Teflon and new cars ...

... wait, sorry, no I didn't! AAAAAACK!

[dogday]

28. I am pretty sure he would of brought this up during the

2004 election. He was pulling everything out of his ass for his campaign. Why not this pat on the back?

[Beetwasher]

30. Are You Suggesting Chimpy Would Play Politics?

Surely you jest!