You are so Republican if.....

[bigendian]

You don't think that secret wiretaps are bad but have your name on the "do not call" list!

[Deep13]

1. If you think drug users should be shot, ...

...yet you use oxycontin recreationally.

[Initech]

2. If you like the idea of freedom of speech as long as it's for your party.

[blue in ohio]

3. You make twenty grand a year.....

but you think that tax breaks for the rich will keep your mini van from getting impounded.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. Moronic, isn't it?

:banghead:

[liberal N proud]

4. If you DON'T think

[dogday]

5. If you believe the government has a "carte blanche"

reason to invade any country in this world....

[Demos]

8. If you are still hoping to find WMD's.

[dogday]

12. As long as you holler Terra

you have a ticket to ride into war....

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. You think it would be neat to have a beer with Shrub.

As opposed to pouring it over his head.

[Skidmore]

9. You can have a greater factual knowledge about the

types of bellybutton lint in your navel than you do about the variation of human experience in your own nation.

[DiverDave]

10. You make 30k per year

and think you will ever be rich enough to get the tax breaks the rich are getting.:crazy:

[Gormy Cuss]

11. You tell a reporter that you hate taking handouts just after you whine

about how little help the county is giving you to shore up your backyard after it was washed away by the creek.

(news story in my paper recently.)

[pompano]

13. If you think.....

Downing Memos are fabric softener instructions?

[DanCa]

14. You want to see soldiers die in a needless endless war.

"Bring 'em home now," Bruce Springsteen Feburary 08,2006.

[Yogi]

15. You are so Republican if.....

you keep telling a lie long enough you think it will become the truth.

[Rocknrule]

16. If you think

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton personally piloted all 4 planes on 9/11

[pdxmom]

17. you don't support renewal of the Voting Rights Act, but get upset

about Coretta Scott King's funeral being "political".

[drm604]

18. You think that allowing Democrats to vote

is a violation of Republican's civil rights.

[drm604]

19. You believe that you are horribly oppresed

if a retail clerk fails to greet you in the way you demand.

[formerrepuke]

20. you support the troop's and you hate gay's and there life style!!!1!

[mzteris]

21. if you think

"all those Muslims" are just awful.

[Wheres the Outrage]

22. You Listen to Rush

And have become a mind nummed robot:think:

[Brewman_Jax]

23. you whine about how social services are such a waste of your taxes...

but think that CEO's like Ken Lay are heroes because they don't pay taxes and have learned to "work the system."

[BushOut06]

24. You think Sean Hannity is a 'Great American'

And doubly so if you've ever actually called him to tell him so.

[mariema]

25. If you think W

was an astute business man, knows what it means to meet a payroll and to try to find health insurance for his employees. Also, that he an Laura had to struggle to make ends meet early in their marriage.

(Seriously, this is what my brother-in-law believes. Where do they get this stuff?)