As long as they're spying on us, they might as well take my phone msgs.

[Lerkfish]

and NSA? could you please drop off my dry cleaning? thanks.

[BushOut06]

1. LOL - maybe they can start searching for Prince Albert

I hear he's in a can somewhere. Oh, those dastardly terrorists!

Wasn't there a skit on SNL where The Rock played Clark Kent, and his buddies kept prank calling him?

[dave29]

2. Thank you for calling American Citizen Lerkfish

If you are Al Queda, please press1.

If you are Al Queda, but don't want to turn yourself in, please press2

If you want to speak to Lerkfish about a terrorist plot you or others may be hatching, press3

If you want to speak to Lerkfish about your trip to the middle east, press4

all other callers, please leave a message at the beep

[Lerkfish]

4. LOL!

[Lisa]

3. especially since I don't have voicemail ...

There's a shopowner who sold an item he promised to "hold" for me to another customer, and now he's claiming that he called my place to offer me first dibs (but didn't e-mail me as requested).

The feds should be able to settle this disagreement by confirming whether he did, in fact, dial my number. (They might as well make themselves useful, no?)