I single-handedly stopped a mad terrorist bomber from blowing up LA!

[stickdog]

OK, would you believe I stopped a mental health outpatient from blowing up his foot?

Pickles from blowdrying her hair?

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "I think I may have just thwarted an attack that might have wiped

out ever Freeper within 453423189789098765231 miles of here!" I ran over a shit eating dawg!

[democrank]

2. Stop it this minute, stickdog.

Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney are freedom fighters who keep us safe night and day. It`s hard work, especially when they have to oversee that big spy network in the face of threats from The Liberals.
I, for one, will gladly give up all my freedoms so we can continue to be free. President Bush not only saved LA, he saved THE ENTIRE WORLD.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. Me, too! I used the cone of silence to capture them. Then,

I took Rocky's Hush-a-bomb and used the Flying Squirrel Express to deliver the anti-terra-ist weapon accurately to a grade school in Baghdad, where they are training 6 yr old girls to attack US troops.


Hey, does pickles really blow dry her hair? No finger in the socket stuff to get those great facial expressions?

[Hatalles]

4. I am Bush. I am War Prezdunt. I am Guardyun of Amurka.

Check out my awesome muscles!

[Rageneau]

5. I gave a funny look to an Arab guy at Memphis's airport and ...

no planes from Memphis blew up that day.

You're welcome.

Vote Quimby.

[PA Democrat]

6. Well, I never travel without this .....