Plot uncovered to blow up tall buildings with shoe bombs when

[rzemanfl]

passenger planes are nearby! Plot foiled by NSA wiretaps of shoe stores and intercepts of Expedia.com queries.

[Che_Nuevara]

1. biggest load of horsesh*t I've ever heard

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Media claims that this was big news at one time. Maybe it's just me

but I have never heard about it before, and I have been paying attention.

[Oversea Visitor]

3. Its a BIRD

Its a plane,
Not it is SUPER LIE,

Make no sense.
Why now?
Timing all bad
No brainer to take about this
Must be real desparate.

[LSparkle]

4. That's why I'm mildly smiling here in L.A. and not a bit afraid

They must be REALLY scared and desperate to buck up public "support" for this NSA mess if they're pulling this kind of crap.

[Oversea Visitor]

8. They going cuckoo

and that make me scare
This here is a stupid move
It stink to high heaven of desperation
Republicians better wake up
And do what is right
Or this walking disaster of a president will drag all down to hell.

[fooj]

5. Yes. Scared shitless, I'd say!

You mean to tell me that they had this info and never used it throughout the 2004 Election? That's laughable.

Peace.

[Oversea Visitor]

9. The most dangerous

beast is a corner beast.
It will bite both friends and foes.
US now cuckoo nation under bush.
Dangerous time for all.

[fooj]

11. I know. I know.

:hide:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Bush's story?..."well, right about that time people

A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin’ on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)

I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down
And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

(here fido)

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great googly moogly!"

[LynnTheDem]

7. I KNEW it!!! I knew Expedia.com was involved somehow!

Think about it..."expedia". It even sounds terrorist.

I knew it.

[mom cat]

10. Put them on the no fly list and check their orthodics!

[rzemanfl]

12. The Orbitz intercepts are so bad they will still be classified 500

years from now. Priceline is in the clear though.