Does anyone have the phone number for Al Queda?

[politicaholic]

With four years of surveillance you'd think that the government would have it on, like, caller ID or perhaps a phone trace.

Terrorist - "Have you checked the Library Building?"
NSA - "The call is coming from WITHIN the United States! Get out of the United States!"

So, they start sweeps of email (key words "Amazon + Al Frankin"), international mail (the stuff from Holland comes in a plain brown wrapper for a reason!), and text messages (whos qter? Osama r Zarky? cll me!)

The biggest threat to the United States right now is pigeons. If Al Queda figures out how to send messages by pigeon from Miami (HA! Cuban with a beard MY ASS!) to sayyyyyy, New Talibanville, Afghanistan the US is in seriously deep droppings. I say rally all of the Naval and Air power and spend hundreds of millions of (practically free) deficit dollars just in case. We can't be too careful.

Then there's the virtually unstoppable age old method of communication. Cans on strings. Sure, the NSA might be able to intercept their conversations, but then if they start speaking in their native language with a "pig latin" twist it would be disastrous! The NSA would be running around frantically bumping into each other as buildings topple and shatter like wine glasses on the tray of a waiter with palsy.

So, if you happen to have the phone number of Al Queda I'd really like to get it from you. I'd just like to call them and ask them one thing. Do they have Prince Albert in a can? I've been wondering that for years.

[hang a left]

1. I have their email

[e-mail]

[Vinca]

3. whitehaus.net

[jazzjunkysue]

2. 1-800-666-jihad

[jedr]

4. LOL

Brings a smile in an otherwise dismal day in Bushland!:toast:

[Lolivia]

5. You, sir, are hilarious

I haven't read anything that funny in a long time. Give me more.

[NanceGreggs]

6. This post is an utter OUTRAGE!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If I EVER catch my breath again ... I'll have a lot MORE TO SAY about making fun of terrorists threats against our ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Hey, Al Qaeda, is your refrigerator running? Well, why don't you ..."

Oh, oh ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Joey Liberal]

7. Call Faux News and ask for Brit Hume n.t

[bleedingheart]

8. or like the Key to Rebecca.... The Key to Sheherazade

bwahahahaha

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. Pigeons? PIGEONS!! OMG!! BIRD FLU!!!

Why send messages when they can just send us Bird Flu??! :scared:

[doc03]

10. Remember the Al Queda application BushCo discovered

a few weeks ago, the phone number and address for their HR office is probably on the form.

[Blue Belle]

11. You know... they stopped calling me...

once I put my number on the National "DO NOT CALL" Phone Registry. IIt's Great!! haven't heard from AlQueda... or any of those guys trying to sell me time shares in the Marianas Islands.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. 1-888-bushpals

Operators are standing by!!!!! :)

[Liberal In Texas]

13. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. It's on the Rolodex. Oops, looks like the

same number as the White House. Imagine that.

[gizmo1979]

14. 867-5309 I think

[carolinalady]

15. 1-800- KRL ROVE

[mmonk]

16. Have you checked under the A's in the white pages?

[RagingInMiami]

17. 202-456-1414

That's the main switchboard

[leftofthedial]

18. 202-456-1414

[genieroze]

19. Dial 911 er uh 411 and ask for Al last name Queda.