"How many bush administration officials

[Glenda]

... does it take to change a light bulb?

None.
Nothing is wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?" --Anonymous

[rateyes]

1. Actually it only takes one....

but the one changing it gets a million dollar "campaign donation" from General Electric.

[leftofthedial]

2. let's go change some rich people's lightbulbs

even all the ones that don't need changing

that way, the rich will turn on so many lights that you'll be able to see a little late at night when you get home from your third job.

[StClone]

3. Light bulbs need a war to shine

Anonymous forgot to put a war in there someplace to actualize the light bulb's shine (along with being burnt out the switch in the "off" position and the power company was bankrupted by ENRON).

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. Hey! Did you get that from the Usenet?

I switched my sig to that very quote just a few days ago :hi:

[baldguy]

5. They get Halliburton to do it

On a million dollar no-bid cost plus contract. And Halliburton will replace a 60-watt bulb with a 40-watt bulb.