Did chimp get in another fight with a pretzel (pic)

[3days]

Just wonderin?

[proud patriot]

1. it was a cedar so he says

[CoffeeCat]

2. I'm guessing that after Junior and

Wolfowitz passed out drunk, Rumsfeld attempted to shave off Junior's eyebrow---and he missed.

I'm just guessing...thinkin' out loud and such.

[niyad]

3. if he isn't drunk, has the man NEVER heard of sunscreen?

[Auntie Bush]

4. The fool is proud of all those cuts, bruises & abrasions he gets because

he thinks it makes him look MACHO. He probably MIHOP
or LIHOP. He could cover them up with makeup if he wanted, but notice he never does. He's just an ordinary guy...like us. :puke:

[awoke_in_2003]

9. "He's just an ordinary guy...like us"

yes, I know you meant it sarcastically, but I wanted to expand. I am an ordinary guy, I work hard, ride a mountain bike for excercise, ride a Harley as my main transport. I have gone down many times, but my face always comes out ok (unlike my elbows and knees). I think Pickles is fucking him up (either that, or he keeps hitting his face on the bar every time he passes out).

On edit: corrected spelling of exercise

[leftofthedial]

5. R-rating alert!!! he was, umm, "clearing brush"

which is a euphemism for performing cunnilingus on Condi

and either her nails or her spike heel got him.

[Nicole]

6. Thanks for that visual

:puke:

[leftofthedial]

7. yeah, nothing like a total gross-out

to get the year off to a lip smacking start

sorry

:spank:

:dunce:

[awoke_in_2003]

10. You just went over the top

lip smacking and Condi should NEVER be brought up in the same sentence :)

[niyad]

8. ewwwwwwww!!!!!!

[elfin]

11. Seems like it always happens

to the left side of his face. (is Pickles right handed/)