Please Make This DU Pledge

[Joe Fields]

I (fill in your name) do solemnly swear that if I win the 225 million dollar powerball jackpot this weekend, I will devote most of the money to waging a crusade to take my country back.

I will help finance demonstrations, help provide transportation to rallies and other political events, help buy important advertising time on prime time television, support worthy websites, magazines and organizations that have demonstrated an avowed opposition to the thuggish and corrupt politics that runs rampant throughout our government.

I will support all political candidates who have signed on, and have demonstrated a will to put an end to practices that run counter to our constitution.


(If there is anything else any of you can think of, please add your two cents worth)

[blue in ohio]

1. but if you had 225 million dollars.....

wouldn't you become a rupublican? jk

[Frustratedlady]

2. Love it! eom

[Joe Fields]

3. may god strike me down first!

[liberal N proud]

6. NO! I think therefore I could not become a republican

[Joe Fields]

8. ?

[liberal N proud]

15. Republicans are republican because it is easier than thinking for

themselves.

[Joe Fields]

16. What does your reply have to do with my post?

Enlighten me.

[liberal N proud]

18. Not your post but blues comment about becoming republican

I could not become a repuke just because I became wealthy, because I think.
The pledge is fine.

[blue in ohio]

20. It was a joke you.......

SO FUCK YOU! Besides you started a stupid thread and I made it more stupid.

[Joe Fields]

21. Okay, glad that got cleared up.

I'm a democrat through and through, but I have no aversions to money.

[liberal N proud]

17. delete

[flobee1]

4. done

I Flobee1 do solemnly swear that if I win the 225 million dollar powerball jackpot this weekend, I will devote most of the money to waging a crusade to take my country back, after I take care of family and friends who's lives Bush's policies have made harder.

I will help finance demonstrations, help provide transportation to rallies and other political events, help buy important advertising time on prime time television, support worthy websites, magazines and organizations that have demonstrated an avowed opposition to the thuggish and corrupt politics that runs rampant throughout our government.

I will support all political candidates who have signed on, and have demonstrated a will to put an end to practices that run counter to our constitution.

[Rowdyboy]

5. Only if I Can keep $10 million or so to use in a run against Trent Lott..

God, I'd love to mess up Helmet-heads perfectly coiffured hair.

[peekaloo]

9. Set back enough so you can build a big ol' porch on your mansion

for when you have visitors!

Isn't that an imported rug on Trenchfoot's head?

[Saturday]

12. Only 10 million?

If your goal was to mess up helmet heads perfectly coiffured hair you'd need 20 million. What about Delay, Boehner, Frist etc etc? They have helmet hair too that needs to be messed up. In fact it's the helmet head party (except for Hastert, of course).

[Joe Fields]

14. That's what they can call the new Gestapo

The Helmut Heads

[Joe Fields]

7. And also.....

I would fund special clinics to help de-program the wingnuts who drank too much of the Kool Aid.

We don't need anymore psychos running the streets.

[ramapodem]

10. I am sorry but I can not make this pledge

Because the closest state with powerball is 2hrs away. But I will gladly do so if i ever win the megamillions jackpot. :patriot:

[sinkingfeeling]

11. Sorry, but gambling is illegal in my state...a lottery has been voted

down 4 times in the 12 years I've lived here. It's a 'sin' according to the local pastors.

[Ron Mexico]

19. Where is that?

[rpgamerd00d]

13. Here is my pledge :

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a house ( I would buy you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there somewhere,
You know, we could just go up there and hang out. Like open the fridge and stuff.
There would already be foods laid out for us, like little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well, can you blame 'em?
Uh, yeah!

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a 1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner,
But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups! Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd but you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!



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