PermaWar repels, protects, and is all yours - for a price

[muriel_volestrangler]

I was thinking of Bush and his "war on terror", and of "permanent war", and the word "permawar" popped into my head. I wondered if anyone was using it, and came across this gem from 4 years ago:

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DONNY: “Incredible new PermaWar™ not only protects you and your family from evil-doers – it’s also an amazing all-purpose adhesive, lubricant, sealant and cleaner, with literally hundreds of household uses!”

DUBYA : “Aww, c’mon, Donny, you’re pullin’ my leg!”

DONNY: “No sirree, Dubya, it’s absolutely true! For instance, here’s an economic policy that’s full of holes and looks like it’s ready to fall apart …”

DUBYA : “Yeah, THAT looks familiar!”

DONNY: “Well, all I do is spray this economic policy with PermaWar™ and – voila! – the holes seem to disappear!”
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http://bend.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4003

The only thing they got wrong was they guessed too low for the price per month :-(