If a space ship landed and said "Take me to your leaders"...

[Junkdrawer]

who would you take them to see? :shrug:

Myself, I'd have to say "Damned good question. I suspect that a few wealthy guys like Richard Scaife, George H. W. Bush, and Howard Ahmanson are involved, but I honestly don't know who they are."

BTW: If anyone took them to Dubya, I think he would have to say: "Wait here. I know a guy who knows who they are...'Hey, Unka Dick'"

[alfredo]

1. My wife

[Renew Deal]

4. Now that's funny.

:rofl:

[madokie]

11. reminds me of a man I was doing work for several years ago

His wife was pretty sour, if you know what I mean, and kept coming out to tell me what to do and how to do it. I introduce myself but got a scour look in return. When the husband come out a little later, I asked him her name, Yes Mamm the man said.

[alfredo]

13. My wife is far from sour, but she rules the home. That's fine

with me. Her judgement is reality based.

[madokie]

15. I didn't mean anything by that, just a funny little story, to me at least

My wife rules the roast and I wouldn't have it any other way. I know who the smart one here in my home is and It sure isn't me.

I'm green with envy

[alfredo]

16. No offense taken. It was a funny story.

[madokie]

29. If only you could have been witness to the delivery

[alfredo]

34. I can imagine

[Junkdrawer]

28. Right again, dear... n/t

[warrior1]

2. My dog

[Jackpine Radical]

18. Dog in charge here too.

Whenever he demands something, my wife & I debate who has to get up & serve His Imperious Majesty.

[savemefromdumbya]

3. No President Gore is still my leader!

[madokie]

17. I think Mr Gore is gonna' be our real for sure President come Jan. '09

His speeches of late give me hope, I see he feels the pain that we all here do and he feels like he let us down by not trying harder to take his rightful place in '00. So today, madokie has HOPE.

[savemefromdumbya]

43. he knows the ropes and he could fit right in

[PATRICK]

5. I'd say

Take yourself, you arrogant, lousy Repug ET.

[Montagnard]

6. Follow the crowd that is going over the edge of the cliff

when you get to the edge of the cliff look around for the guy cheering the jumpers on, that will be the leader.

[hopeisaplace]

26. good one, lol :)

[formercia]

7. What if the space ship decided to land in Cuba instead?

Nice tropical climate, cheap booze and free health care......

[Junkdrawer]

22. Cubans have an answer. Almost very other country has an answer...

In fact, I can't think off hand of any other country where "I don't know" is the honest answer.

[peekaloo]

8. Sit 'em down in front of the tee vee. After their alien minds are

sufficiently turned to mush I would reverse the order and ask them to take me to their leaders.

[norml]

9. I'd send them to the UN, so they could talk to the world.

[politicat]

10. I'd ask if they were sure they wanted to do that....

It might mean a loooooong time in a sterile room....

[MadisonProgressive]

12. I'd take him to the Dalai Lama and let him deal with the freaks

[verse18]

14. If they plan some anal probing

<---------His name is name is George W. Bush!

[Rob H.]

19. I'd say one of three things

"I can take you to the guy who's supposedly runnning things, but he isn't really a 'leader.' I mean, you came all the way here from your home world in your interstellar saucer thingy there, and this guy can't even ride a human-powered device called a 'bicycle' without falling down and hurting himself. And the first bicycle was built and ridden over 150 years ago! Trust me, you don't want to talk to him."

or

"Our leaders suck--how about you take me to yours, instead?"

or

"It's customary to give our current leader a bag of pretzels like this. If he falls down while eating one and starts flopping around and turning blue, that's just his customary way of showing gratitude. Whatever you do, don't help him up. That's considered rude."

:evilgrin:

[DBoon]

20. I'd tell them Redmond, WA is way north of here

And suggest they seek out a large lakeside house there

[LWolf]

21. It depends.

On whether I thought it was a friendly contact, or someone looking for lunch. :evilgrin:

[RC]

23. You don't think they would have us for dinner, do you?

I have heard they have this book entitled How to Serve Mankind

[LWolf]

40. I've heard that, too.

If that's the case, I'd like to take them to Pennsylvania Avenue to introduce them to "mankind."

24. I would say take a time machine

back in time to the people who have been assassinated for trying to change society, or the people thrown in jail who have tried to change things. Or read some of the great literature. Leaders and politicians are not synonymous.

[maveric]

25. Robin Williams.

They might even know him.

[hopeisaplace]

27. Aliens meet Diebold Machines, Diebold Machines meet Aliens

then they could start talking code to each other.

[gauguin57]

30. I'd take them to Russ Feingold.

I'm sure he'd have a great chat with the aliens!

[patdem]

31. If they said "GAWK, GAWK" to bush* if they said "We come in peace"

to Al Gore!

[bbernardini]

32. Keith Olberman, Patton Oswalt and Jello Biafra.

[gauguin57]

33. That's about the coolest answer I can imagine.

The aliens would certainly be well-informed and thoroughly entertained when that little kaffeeklatsch was done.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

35. I'd ask them if they'd settle for our liters, of water or oil or gas,

which are more intelligent than our so-called leaders.

[cascadiance]

36. It depends on their motivations (the aliens)...

If they were going to do "bad things" the these leaders, then I'd take them to Dubya and the whole cabal right away. Then after they "got through" with them, I'd shake their hands and say "Thanks!"

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

37. Alien abductions, hmmmm. n/t

[leftofthedial]

38. that's a great question

I can't think of a single person I'd take them to.

Chomsky?

You're right about king george.

[leftofthedial]

39. that's a great question

I can't think of a single person I'd take them to.

Chomsky?

[Beelzebud]

41. I'd urge them to leave, before our "leaders" declared war on them.

[cascadiance]

42. I'm hoping they don't have the "prime directive" so that they could...

help us out in getting rid of them!

[Rocknrule]

44. If anyone took them to Bush after they said that

they'd probably go Independence Day on our asses