Caption this Crashcart Picture using today's Shooting incident as material

[SammyBlue]

[JeffR]

1. Wow, wonder which end is which?

[mrcheerful]

2. Its not loaded, opppppppppppppps

[Junkdrawer]

3. "Let's give it a try...Hey, Wayne, Go long..." .n/t

[peekaloo]

4. If someone's leaking, it's Dick's fault.

[JeffR]

5. It's nice, but I'm looking for something that can take down a hominid

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. "And then I swung around . . .

. . . and there was Harry Reid! Or so I thought. OOOPSIE!!!"

[NanceGreggs]

7. "Are you with me, boys?

I say we get ourselves all liquored-up, and go down and teach that lawyerin' feller a lesson!"

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. When you handle a gun in public

aren't you supposed to keep it pointed toward the ground?

[goclark]

9. He is handling that gun like it

is a part of his body.

He is in the Rapture with that gun.

Foaming at the mouth.

[JeffR]

10. Gee, you mean if I hadn't dodged the draft, I'd have got one of these?

[Wilms]

11. You're right guys.

It DOES remind me of Jeff Gannon.

[rustydog]

12. "He he, get this..He said :'You can have my gun when you

pry it from my cold, dead fingers.' So I shot the fucker he he he!
The press believes I accidentally shot him."

[InkAddict]

13. Say, isn't this the Silverado Commemorative Rifle

that Neil sent me for opening my account a few decades back! Has it been sited?

[spanone]

14. "I'll give ya 31 yards, hehehe"