New Iraq Victory Strategy Unveiled!

[Mme. Defarge]

You guessed it -- Vice President Dick Cheney is heading for the front lines after brushing up on his marksmanship skills over the weekend. After endless and escalating criticism over the rationale for going to war, as well as no end in site to the ongoing hostilities, Mr. Cheney concluded it was time to take matters into his own hands and get the job done.

With his first casualty convalescing in a Corpus Christi hospital -- even before the start of his actual tour of duty -- the Vice President has demonstrated beyond any doubt that he is a weapon of mass destruction to be reckoned with!

[LynnTheDem]

1. LOL!!!

I'd LOVE to see that...ALL the chickenshit yellowbelly rightwingnuts on the front lines.