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Sun Feb-12-06 08:22 PM
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Caption this dead-eye Dick picture |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:24 PM
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1. Take a coupla steps back willya.... |
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...I wanna try this sucker out.
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:24 PM
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2. I'll be using this on my next hunting trip..I have just the guy in mind.. |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:27 PM
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3. "This thing looks like my aorta." |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:29 PM
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4. "Don't worry, I'm an expert at handling weapons!" |
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I handled those Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq so well they disappeared!
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:31 PM
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5. "So then I took it out of his cold dead hands laughing all the way!" |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:36 PM
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It is big. Very big, sir. Oh my god, it's HUGH!
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:39 PM
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:41 PM
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8. Which is the shootin' end? |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:45 PM
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:42 PM
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9. Stay away from my babies. |
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:34 PM
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19. Pretty birds. One is a DYH what is the other parrot? |
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I have a DYH bappy that will two this June.
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Sun Feb-12-06 10:19 PM
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22. The other is a red lored amazon doesn't talk as well as the Yellow |
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but is more affectionate.
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Mon Feb-13-06 06:58 AM
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23. Diego talks & sings very well in three different octaves - |
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He hasn't been too affectionate, but the last few weeks he has been.
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:46 PM
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:54 PM
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13. God, it's nearly as big as my... |
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Sun Feb-12-06 08:54 PM
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12. Next week I'm having this baby implanted in my penis. n/t |
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:07 PM
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14. Ohhhh boy. I can't wait to "pepper" somebody with this. |
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:19 PM
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15. This is why they call me Dick |
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:21 PM
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17. The VP's daughter Mary recently wrote a book titled....... |
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"The Only Dick I Love is Daddy"
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:21 PM
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16. "What a lovely goalie stick! Thank you!' |
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Umm sir.... oh nevermind.
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:24 PM
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18. The safety? What's a safety? |
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Sun Feb-12-06 09:59 PM
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20. "I keep missing the president, but my aim's getting better." |
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-or- "Holding this almost makes me feel like a man. Let's go bomb someone."
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Sun Feb-12-06 10:01 PM
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21. "This might be easier than sucking people's blood." |
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Mon Feb-13-06 07:03 AM
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24. "Ole Betsy will bring down a frivolous lawyer at 30 paces PDQ" |
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"She's never failed me yet! Wait till I get ole Whit back from the taxidermist, he'll look good in the gameroom!"
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Mon Feb-13-06 07:10 AM
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25. Hey dick, if you file that front sight off, and polish it a bit with |
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steel wool, when you piss somebody like Whittington off with it again and they shove it up your ass and you try to pull it back out it wont hurt so bad.
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