Cheney's Got a Gun (apologies to Arrowsmith)

[bklyncowgirl]

Ch' dum dum dum, Dickie what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun
ch' dum dum dum, Dickie what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, shot a lawyer in Texas, Son

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun
whole world's come undone
shootin' like a crazy one.

what did our VP do
what did he put us through
You know that Cheney told old Scooter
to put a hit on Wilson
and out his wife the secret agent Plame
now that Scooter told on Cheney
he ain't never gonna be the same

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun
dog days just begun
now everybody is on the run

tell me now it's untrue
what did that Scooter do
he told the prosecuter
that Cheney made him do it
now Cheney's down on Scooter
the veep is out for vengeance
now someone's gonna feel some pain

run away, run away from the press
run away, run away from the press
run away, run away
run, run away

what did our VP do
it's Cheney's big whoopsiedoo
he went huntin' for some birdies
but plugged a pioneer instead
his temper's fraying daily
the pressure's getting to his head

Cheney Cheney, what's the problem
tell me we're all right
'Cause man you made a mess here
you ain't never gonna put it right.

[YOY]

1. Congratulations...you've made me hate Aerosmith even more...

It's a personal music choice thing...

[stevedeshazer]

11. I'm glad someone else finds Aerosmith loathsome.

That is all.

[YOY]

23. The epitome of selling out and over-hyped cookie cutter rock

n/t

[leftchick]

2. LOL!

:rofl:

Now I want to hear aerosmith sing it!

:rofl:

[complain jane]

3. Wish I could have this in my iPod...

[The Wielding Truth]

4. Sooo Great! I wish I could hear it sung.

:rofl: :rofl:

[bklyncowgirl]

6. Sorry but my singing voice sounds like someone killed a cat. nt

[mod mom]

5. perfect. nt

[Lone_Star_Dem]

7. Very funny!

:applause: :)

[fryguy]

8. awesome

:rofl:

[TheWebHead]

9. A Def Leppard tune could also fit the bill...

Hopefully someone creative can pump out a parody quickly for Mike Molloy, etc. to use...

Def Leppard
Billy's Got A Gun

Billy's got a gun, he's on the run
Confusion in his mind, the blind leads the blind
Oh billy got's a gun, he's gonna shoot you down
He's got evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise
There's danger in the air

Can you feel it in the air?
There's danger in the air, danger
Such a strange emotion
Can you feel it in the air?

Oh he was locked inside a room without a door
His innocence, he suffered for
In a world of black and white they were wrong and he was right
Just looking for a clue, it's a nightmare come true
He's goin' underground to track that danger down
Oh billy, hey why you got that gun?

Can you feel it in the air?
There's danger in the air, danger
Such a strange emotion
Can you feel it in the air?
Oh billy!

Never give him an even break
Gettin' caught is the chance you take
It could be your last mistake
You could be so helpless
As a bird with a broken wing
Like a sheep in a lion's den
Gonna fall but you won't know when
He's gonna get you

You hear footsteps in the night, see shadows on the wall
And the ghostly sound of silence as the mist begins to fall
Then a scream rang out like thunder but the lightning was too late
As the rain came down on the crimson ground was the hand of fate
And a crowd of people gathered, but billy couldn't wait

Can you feel it in the air?
There's danger in the air, danger
Such a strange emotion
Can you feel it in the air?
Yeah, billy's got a gun

Oh you better run
Never give him an even break - better run
Gettin' caught is the chance you take - you better run
Yeah billy's got a gun!
As a bird with a broken wing - oh billy
Like a sheep in a lion's den - oh billy
Gonna fall but you won't know when - yeah billy's out
He's gonna get you

Yeah!

Bang bang!

[ShortnFiery]

10. Hey there ...

Great minds think alike. :-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x398337

[Mr_Spock]

12. Did you mean to misspell Aerosmith?

Curious.

[bklyncowgirl]

16. Whoops, sorry, guess I'm not a fan--but I do like that song. nt

[Deb]

13. Wow, two kickarse parodies!

DUers are on a roll tonight. :applause:

[OneBlueSky]

14. I was thinking more like . . . "I shot the millionaire . . .

but I did not shoot no BILLionaire, no no" . . . Dick 'Dreadlock' Cheney . . .

[bliss_eternal]

15. Just seeing the title of this thread made me LMAO!

:rofl:
Thanks for the laugh! :rofl:

[caffeinefwee]

17. CHENEY SHOOTS

[caffeinefwee]

18. Fudd

[goodboy]

19. HEre's mine: Once again, apologies to aerosmith.

Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done?
Ch' dum dum dum shootin' quails is fun

Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done?
ch' dum dum got dem vicious quails on the run


Cheney got a gun.

Cheney got a gun.

Huntin' trips are really fun.
Took a billionaire lawyer on this one.

What did poor Harry do?
To take one in the face from You?

They say when Cheney saw the birdies,
he shot his wad all o'er the place;
But Harry was behind him,
then Cheney spun around, and blasted him right in his face.

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun

Harry's not havin' fun
He got "peppered" by Crashcart's gun.

Holy shit I'm really screwed,
Call Rove, ask him what to do.

The ambulance is speedin'
out to the old Armstrong place
while Dick is sweatin' bullets,
they're picking bb's out of harry's face.

N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?
N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?
N-R-A?
What you say, about this crime?

It's ok, this kinda thing happens from time to time.



Poor Harry's really screaming- the helicopter starts to dock
Maybe that'll teach him, to go huntin' quails
with a fuckin' CHICKEN HAAAAAAWWWWWWWK!




That's all I could come up with...

[bklyncowgirl]

20. Cute, such a rush of creativity. Thank you Dick Cheney. nt

[Ganja Ninja]

21. If only we could get Cheney & Bin Laden together for a little ...

hunting.

[bklyncowgirl]

22. What makes you think they haven't? They never revealed the 3rd hunter.

If you go with the tinfoil theory that Bin Laden is alive and well and living in Cheney's undisclosed location, he may have been right there, hunting quail with Deadeye Dick.

[caffeinefwee]

24. Beatles - Happiness Is A Warm Gun

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do do do
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane.

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the Nation Trust.

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun.

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know no one can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun
-Yes it is.