How does shooting someone compare with a blow job?

[enid602]

Maybe this should be our tact for impeachment proceedings.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I would assume it hurts more if you are the recipient.

[punpirate]

5. {laughing}...

... well, I suppose that depends.... :)

But, really, folks, a blow job is a much more serious offense. It's impeachable, you know. :P

[enid602]

14. jacket

And who knows (after thourough lab analysis) what might show up on that camouflage hunting jacket with the bullet hole in it?

[enid602]

15. jacket

And who knows what migh show up (after a thorough lab analysis) on that camouflage hunting jacket with the bullet hole in it.

[MercutioATC]

7. Ever gotten a really bad....?......oh, nevermind...

:)

[jbnow]

26. Well...in both we have a phallus symbol

or phallus...and stuff is ejected...and hits something, flesh or otherwise. Faces, blue dresses, whatever.

The shooter...feels something. Usually good, though things can backfire.
The one who gets what is shot...might find the phallus shot pleasurable or might be indifferent. The one shot by the phallic symbol will feel neither pleasure nor indifference, (Unless they are killed instantly, then they might be pretty indifferent)

One would think a phallic symbol's shot up body would be more serious then a phallus shot on a dress...

But this is bushworld's America.

[fortyfeetunder]

2. Personalities not the deed ---

I don't think it was the deed, it is the personalities involved:

Clinton wasn't liked among the RW factions because of his "draft dodging"...not that he was unique in that regard.

His successor has been portrayed as someone to have a drink with, therefore more likable. And he brought "honor" back to the White House.

Logic escapes me...



Edited to clarify my point.

[PsN2Wind]

13. Well, even if I would prefer to

have a drink with Bush, I'd rather go hunting with Gore than Cheney.

[jobycom]

3. In theory, the shooting was accidental. Hard to imagine that the BJ was.

[MercutioATC]

4. Intent is everything.

I'm certainly not supporting the handling of the Clinton stuff, but he did INTEND to get a blowjob from an intern. Cheney didn't INTEND to shoot a hunting buddy.

[f-bush]

18. Don't be so sure...

he could have done it to show the NRA that yes there are times when you can shoot somebody and get away with it.

[kansasblue]

6. hmm.. the both involve 'shooting'. Too easy!

[libnnc]

8. both involve a dick?

:think:

[hopeisaplace]

9. rotf..omg

[Rick Myers]

11. OMG!!! That's it!!!

They've had their DICK moment!!! G'bye, Dick!!!

[incapsulated]

20. We have a winner!

:D

[NVMojo]

10. are we referring to the face time involved?

:dilemma:

[stellanoir]

12. the singular fact

that escapes so many is that the girl wasn't complaining at all.

Bet the guy in the ICU is, to say nothing of the multilple 100,000's of innocent Iraq's killed and tortured.

And why do they shoot birds anyway? Are they terrorists?

Sheesh

[enid602]

17. culture of life

It's called 'culture of life.'

[bluerum]

16. If I had a choice,,,,,,,,,,

[hwmnbn]

19. Monica MIGHT have said.......

Just stand there while I blow your head off.

[dysfunctional press]

21. ummmm....getting or giving?

BIG difference.

[Stephanie]

22. I dunno, I guess with the blow job, both parties wanted it to happen

And with the shooting in the face, probably only Dick was for that.

[global1]

23. Two Differences - Monica Didn't Wind Up In ICU And Didn't Require...

surgery on her face.

[leftofthedial]

24. both give cheney an erection

:shrug:

[ninkasi]

25. I can't make a comparison

because I've never shot anybody.

[Endangered Specie]

27. Depends if it was "pump action"

:evilgrin:

[fujiyama]

28. Maybe

shooting people is Cheney's way of saying "I love you".

You know, maybe it was a gift, being close to Valentines Day and all. Cheney is one creepy motherfucker.

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