cheney spotted slinking back to the White House.....

[leftchick]

Vice President Dick Cheney arrives at the White House, Monday, Feb. 13, 2006, to attend morning security briefing with President Bush. Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

I bet they are all laughing their asses off in that "meeting" about dead eye dick's fun weekend!

[formercia]

1. I can hear it now:

Dick walks into the briefing room and someone yells out: "Look out, he's got a gun!!"

[Cyrano]

2. "AAAggghhh, the sun is about to rise."

"Must quickly get back to coffin that holds the soil from Transylvania."

(Meant to reply to OP.)

[complain jane]

8. LOL

[Maine-i-acs]

3. Who can shoot a lawyer in the face Saturday and go to work Monday?

As if nothing happened?
"dead-eye dick the responsible hunter" Cheney.
How's that Sheriff's investigation coming? Just waiting for its last coat of whitewash I bet.

[jimshoes]

4. Why the one and only

Bwanna Dick! Great white hunter.

[SpiralHawk]

5. Come on out and face the Cameras, Mr. Sneer

We want to see your face, and ask you some questions.

[Solly Mack]

6. Did he bring his gun?

His aides will need to wear little bells around their necks - to let him know they're there.

[Punkingal]

7. Why does this prick just run around doing who knows what....

And NEVER faces a camera for a single damn question? I have never heard of an elected official who doesn't have to answer to anything before this asshole came along.