KurtNYC
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:03 AM
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The * Administartions Top Ten Reasons Why Cheney Shot his Friend |
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And now...
The Bush Adminstration's Top Ten Reasons Why Dick Cheney Shot his Friend
#10 The friend found Cheney's bestest secret hiding place and threatened to tell
#9 "...(shot a man in Texas) just to watch him die..."
#8 Faulty intelligence
#7 To prove just how much he is against gun control!
#6 To keep him from acquiring WMD
#5 Peer pressure
#4 Clinton
#3 He used to avoid shooting his friends but 911 changed everything
#2 Karl Rove thought is would distract the press from domestic spying, Iraq, the price of oil, Valerie Plame, Tom Delay, Jack Abramoff, Katrina, sagging poll numbers, impeachment, etc. etc.
#1 "Because you can't distinguish between" ...Harry Whittington... "and Osama bin Laden in the War on Terror"
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:05 AM
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1. "I didn't shoot him on purpose... |
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the Clenis made me do it"
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:09 AM
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2. Always attacking the wrong people |
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Pretty much the story of this pathetic administration.
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:11 AM
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3. 'Hey, it's only "friendly fire"....' |
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Edited on Mon Feb-13-06 11:12 AM by BlueEyedSon
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liberal N proud
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:25 AM
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4. The layer told Cheney he was screwed on the Scooter case |
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:29 AM
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5. And it is keeping the 60 Minutes piece on all the missing $$ in Iraq |
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off page one across America.
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Mon Feb-13-06 11:47 AM
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6. Hillary Clinton's anger clouded his thinking. |
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Mon Feb-13-06 12:26 PM
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7. I'm sure that this excuse is posted somewhere on FR. |
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I can't wait to hear what David Letterman does with this, though it looks as if all the best jokes are already taken...:eyes:
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