What if Clinton or Gore had accidentally shot someone in the face?

[skooooo]

They'd be squealing about incompentence, insanity, or something. I'm just saying.

[northzax]

1. but Clinton did...

sorry, too easy.

[neoteric lefty]

2. Gutter says to Mind, "Get outta here!"

but funny nonetheless :)

[BlueEyedSon]

4. Yeah, right in the kisser!

[Catherine Vincent]

6. delete

[princehal]

8. heh

At least when Clinton shot someone in the face, she did not end up in
the ICU.

[mattclearing]

12. ZING! n/t

[LuCifer]

3. Like those 45 people he had murdered in Arkansas?

:sarcasm:

http://www.LU13.TK

[11cents]

5. Clinton was too crafty to shoot his victims

If you'll recall, one of the guys on the "Clinton Death List" died after skiing into a tree (a la Sonny Bono).

Clinton planted the tree.

[northzax]

7. no, no, no

you have it all wrong. Clinton's environmental policies prevented logging in that area, and since Hillary has a direct line to Satan, they knew that he would be skiing in that exact spot years later, therefore killing him 'accidentally.' Simple, see?

[Igel]

9. Yes.

And DUers would be saying little. It would be an accident, a private matter, etc., etc.

Instead, the shoe is on the other foot. So it's DUers talking about incompetence, drunkenness, strokes, insanity, etc. And FRers talking about it's being an accident, a private matter, etc., I would suspect.

It's called "partisanship" and "spin".

[skooooo]

10. umm..i disagree

I think this has serious implications, and we deserve answers.

[chaumont58]

11. Kenneth Starr would have rode to the country's rescue

You have to remember: no one is above the law.

[UTUSN]

13. Yip, they would have turned it into a SERIOUS PROOF that they

were not capable of national security.

[Rob H.]

14. Jerry Falwell would be using his teevee show...

to sell videotapes all about it, and would be making all kinds of specious allegations about how they always intended to shoot him once they'd gotten what they needed from him. (I'm only half-kidding--that's exactly what Falwell did in the wake of Vince Foster's suicide, which he claimed was a murder plot.)

[Silverhair]

15. Don't you mean Gore, Lieberman, or Edwards? NT

[B Calm]

16. We know Kerry likes to hunt. Imagine while during the campaign

when he took time out to go hunting if he had shot someone...