Jack Chick's take on war in Iraq

[nankerphelge]

These things are always crazy, but these seemed especially nuts:

[nankerphelge]

1. Full version at website

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1024/1024_01.asp?wpc=1024_01.asp&wpp=a

[Leopolds Ghost]

11. Check this one out...

See, the Republicans are just trying to emulate God with their Total Information Awareness Program, just like John Calvin and Cotton Mather told them to! The more Godly our government, the faster the Rapture will occur, right?

How come Chick never breaks it to his readers that they may not be one of the 144,000 "elect"?

If so, the folks at Gitmo must be "Prisoners In The Hands of An Angry God"!

[jmowreader]

2. I filed a complaint with the Army over this one

I reported numb-nuts Jack to the Army's Chief of Chaplains because this tract makes chaplains look like shit.

The Chief of Chaplains was very happy to get the report but he felt the same way about the tract as I did.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Jack needs to go hunting w/ Dick

[chaplainM]

4. Jasmine's father, from Disney's Aladdin

...is now an insurgent?

[nankerphelge]

6. Apparently...

and I think that's Walter Matthau in the next panel.

[Leopolds Ghost]

9. Even Our Traditional Allies, Disney Cartoon Characters

Have now turned against us, upset at the defunding of their traditional animation studio. Oh, America, why do you destroy when you could rebuild their shattered lives?!

Now we must depend on the unreliable, fickle and barbaric Warner Brothers Cartoon Characters for military "advisors".

Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam caused especial trouble when they were put in charge of two Southern Iraqi Cities. Elmer Fudd is even worse, and he's only a heartbeat away from the Presidency!

[MisterP]

5. "Where is your God now?"? Isn't that a Farkism?

[chaplainM]

7. Pharoh's lackey Edward G. Robinson

Snarled that question to NRA Moses in "The Ten Commandments."

[MisterP]

10. Fark did one w/ the Burger King:

http://digitalwarfighter.com/wp-content/photos/bkgod .jpg
just take out the space

[FarLeftRage]

8. jack has been a sick f*ck for long time now

Reading this sh*t doesn't surprise me...