What did Cheney say to Scooter after Scooter squealed?

[johnaries]

"Wanna go huntin'?"
:rofl:

I made that one up. I crack me up. Plus, there's just something inherently funny in the phrase "Scooter squealed"

:rofl:

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. Watch this shot. - nt

[Inland]

2. Work on the setup, but there's gold there. nt

[johnaries]

3. Here's the version I'm thinking of emailing at work tomorrow:

“Scooter” Libby, the Vice President’s Chief of Staff who also held a special position within the White House staff which required him to also report directly to President Bush, recently testified before the Grand Jury that he was “authorized by his superiors” (his ONLY “superiors” in his unique role being Cheney and Bush) to “leak” classified material to the Press.

Although the White House still has no comment on the “on-going investigation”, it has been reported that in a personal communication from Vice President Cheney to his former Chief of Staff “Scooter” Libbey, the Vice President asked

“do you want to go hunting?"

[johnaries]

15. Sent it this a.m. So far only one reply...

"Cheney's got a gun
The whole world’s come undone
From lookin’ straight at the sun
What did our VP do
What did he put them through?"

And this was from a Bush supporter!

[wakeme2008]

4. well link from Buzzflash

http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20060213/cm_huffpost/015538;_ylt=A86.I126_u9DYWMBehP9wxIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

[johnaries]

9. What? I ALWAYS hunt in a suit!

Sometmes, I don't even get out of the limo!

What's wrong with that? Hand me another martini, will ya?

[PurityOfEssence]

"You know what I do to pigeons, doncha?"

Have somebody staple they little feeties to a fencepost so's I kin blast 'em...

[carolinalady]

5. Ok my turn:

Scooter, I am really sorry that you have to be involved in this nasty business. You know I have to let you take the rap, but don't worry, George is gonna take care of you. In the meantime, while you are waiting for all the smoke to clear, I got you a little present. I hope you will use this bright orange hunting outfit the next time you and I go quail hunting. Oh, and one more thing, just so you know, our computer system was hacked by some goddamn terrorist and we lost quite a few messages. I may need to contact you if I find that I am missing anything important.

[johnaries]

8. You forgot - "trust me". n/t

[hopeisaplace]

6. "I hates wabbits"

[johnaries]

7. I'm tried of easy prey, I want to hunt the most Dangerous Game:

LAWYERS!

[johnaries]

10. "How could you shoot a Lawyer instead of a Quail"?

"Easy, you don't lead 'em as much..."

With respects to Apocalypse Now

[submerged99]

11. Cheney to Patrick Leahy

"Patrick, let's let bygones be bygones and go hunting this weekend."

[alfredo]

12. Not sure what he said, but visions of THAT scene from "Deliverance"

came to mind.

[johnaries]

13. Hmmm, Scooter, you shore have a purty mouth,

now put this bright orange vest on so we can all see you, mkay?

[alfredo]

16. Oh, if the guy dies, will Cheney be charged or will he

get the Medal of Freedom?

[radio4progressives]

14. LOL!

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