Well If Dick Can Shoot at Lawyers - Democratic Underground

stepnw1f

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:21 PM
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Well If Dick Can Shoot at Lawyers

so can I....:evilgrin:

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rwenos

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:25 PM
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1. Or You Could Nut Up

and go to law school yourself.

Maybe more constructive.

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stepnw1f

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:26 PM
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2. Nah... No Way

I have my trade... and big enough nuts.

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hopeisaplace

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:29 PM
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3. what do birds and lawyers have in common?

they both have dicks on their case

(sorry I couldn't resist)

:evilgrin:

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HawkerHurricane

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:35 PM
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4. Punchline...

Shoot the lawyer twice, there's nothing worse than a wounded lawyer.

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hopeisaplace

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:36 PM
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5. lol, ok, that's damn funny ! (sorry lawyers)

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Gman

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:40 PM
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6. I guess that's the only reason I'm cutting Cheney some slack

that's the only thing he's done for the common good in 5 years.

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sandnsea

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:42 PM
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7. Damned liberal lawyers

Yeah let's turn this into a big ol' lawyer joke.

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Lex

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Mon Feb-13-06 10:44 PM
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8. They shoot back. nt

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rwenos

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Mon Feb-13-06 11:16 PM
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9. REAL Funny . . Until you or your kid

Edited on Mon Feb-13-06 11:17 PM by rwenos

is in the dock down at the County Courthouse because of a Bushco wiretap.

No lawyer jokes then, I bet.

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Lex

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Mon Feb-13-06 11:37 PM
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10. I completely agree &

as a progressive liberal lawyer, I've heard my fill of them.

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stepnw1f

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Tue Feb-14-06 10:17 AM
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11. NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK ON LAWYERS

but a wise crack on Cheney's incident Saturday. I have no problem with lawyers DU.... sheesh

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