Has anyone said what Cheney plans on doing with the 70 birds he shot?

[Poiuyt]

I would HOPE that he's going to be donating them to a homeless shelter or food pantry of some kind.

[napi21]

1. I suspect the caretakers at the farm take 'em home.

You can bet your booty Cheney isn't going to eat them!

[clydefrand]

2. Make a pie??????????

[Poiuyt]

6. Four and twenty quail, baked in a pie?

[KingFlorez]

12. He doesn't like that kind of pie

He probably likes Mrs. Lovett's pies. Anyone who knows about Sweeney Todd knows what I'm talking about.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. One Word:

Halliburgers.

[MuseRider]

4. My guess?

They leave them on the ground to rot. At least they will feed other critters but I doubt he keeps them unless he has a personal bird gutter(dresser?) with him. I just can't see him caring about any of it except the "manly" pursuit of shooting harmless, hand raised, released in front of him birds.

Donate to the homeless and hungry, nah...no way in hell.

[Raster]

7. can you f'ing believe it??? shooting hand-raised birds with no fear

of man. They basically just shooed 400 pet birds into the pychopath's line of fire. Yesiree, real fuckin' manly. Ohhh, I just bet tweety mathews is just-a-swoonin' over that one...

[MuseRider]

14. It makes me

fucking sick. I have no use for this. I can bring myself to tolerate hunting IF you need the food but this stuff just makes me nauseous. I have never understood the point of it. It is hard enough for me to think of any hunting as sport but this? Ha. He is lucky the birds didn't kill themselves flying into him.

[Raster]

18. this is slaughter not sport. It takes a sick fuckin' prick to enjoy

something like this.

[global1]

5. Tasty Main Course At The Next Fund Raising Dinner...... n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

8. Check them for Bird Flu

That's what they were doing right? Protecting Ah-mur-I-ka from bird flu.

[carolinalady]

9. I think that was at an earlier hunt in PA (Latrobe). No mention of

dead bird tallies this time.

[txindy]

19. No, no mention. This thread has confused the two stories.

Or created a new one. The 70 birds killed weren't in 2006 and they weren't in Texas. Do we even know if Darth killed anything in South Texas this weekend? Birds, I mean. We know he bagged a lawyer.

[Mike Nelson]

10. The Birds?

"Well, Lynn, we're having quail again."

[roguevalley]

11. he's sacrificing them to Baal.

[NV Whino]

13. Have you ever dressed out a quail

and seen what's left? 70 quail = about 70 bites. And that's being genreous.

Really, I don't see why anyone wants to shoot them in the first place. By the time you get the feathers off and the buckshot removed, there's nothing left.

[NV Whino]

17. Correction to the above post: Birdshot, not buckshot

Birdshot. Buckshot. Still not much quail left.

[Deja Q]

15. $10,000-a-plate dinner party.

[The_Casual_Observer]

16. I'll bet they just throw them in the garbage.