A new documentary reveals why Dick shot Harry...

[CoffeeCat]

An exciting, new documentary titled "Good Dick Hunting" will expose shocking events which transpired during Vice President Dick Cheney's recent quayle hunt.

"Good Dick Hunting" will feature this dialog--which unveils a graphic exchange between the Vice President and Harry Whittington just before Dick unloaded a hail of pellets into Harry's face, neck and chest:

Harry: "Do you like apples, Dick?"

Dick: "Sure."

Harry: "Well, last week, after reading your wife's steamy, romance novel filled with hot lesbian sex, I decided to jog past your house. You weren't home. Apparently, you were playing Battleship with Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz in your bunker. I could see Lynn jazzercizing through your front living room window. Maybe it was her leg warmers...maybe it was the moonlight...maybe it was the intoxicating effect of her trashy words...I knocked on the door, Dick. Lynn and I talked for hours Dick, and do you know what?"

Dick: "What?!?!?!"

Harry: "She gave me her phone number, Dick. How do you like them apples?"

The next thing we witness is a spray of ammo and a then the film cuts to an ambulance roaring toward a dense forest.

Don't miss "Good Dick Hunting"...revealing the truth at a theater near you!

[peacetalksforall]

1. How weird. Just now some tv scenarios popped into my head.

The shoot was a cover-up for Dick and Pamela, however Dick had just discovered that Pamela and Harry started having a thing between them.

The other that popped in is that Cheney had a few drinks and turned to see Harry who all of a sudden looked exactly like George.

Another is that Harry said 'quail on your left, I'm on your right' and Dick had a ginlexia moment.

[Swamp Rat]

2. LOL!

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