This gets better - Cheney doesnt even HAVE the proper hunting license!

[Initech]

Sheriff's deputies in Kenedy County, near Corpus Christi, questioned Whittington on Monday. They had questioned Cheney on Sunday.

While the state Parks and Wildlife Department issued Cheney a warning for not possessing a required stamp on his hunting license, the sheriff's department said there was "no alcohol or misconduct involved in the incident."

"This department is fully satisfied that this was no more than a hunting accident," the Kenedy County Sheriff's Department announced in a statement issued Monday evening.

President Bush was told Saturday night that Cheney had been involved in a hunting accident, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said. But Cheney's office did not acknowledge the shooting to the public until Sunday afternoon, after the family that owns the ranch told a Corpus Christi newspaper about it.


http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/13/cheney/index.html

[Hissyspit]

1. Hunting stamp? We don't need no stinking hunting stamp!

We are above the law!

[Initech]

2. Anyone else reminded of Ahnuld's motorcycle accident?

[global1]

5. He Didn't Have The Attorney Stamp...... n/t

[Morning Dew]

6. Protecting us from al- quaila

is very hard work. Taking time to get the appropriate "permits" diminishes the authority of the executive branch, ya know?

[TahitiNut]

13. Yep. Near-miss on the number two man in Al-Quaila

;-)

[HeeBGBz]

17. The check is in the mail.

Or so he says. He may have wished he'd paid that $7 sooner.

[StellaBlue]

3. IMPEACH! IMPEACH!

haha

[Kerrytravelers]

4. "no alcohol or misconduct involved in the incident"

No misconduct? Isn't shooting someone basically misconduct? I mean, if you're shooting birds and you shoot a guy in the face... isn't that slight misconduct?

Maybe not by rethug standards... they don't believe in misconduct... unless it's something they can pin on the scapegoat... or a Democrat.

[Initech]

7. That gets a major WTF? .

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[Kerrytravelers]

9. I second your WTF and raise you a few "huhs?"

[Hobarticus]

19. I call...I can remove a LOT of bottles and cans in 24 hours....

Cheney had to be boozin', and the Secret Service was more interested in a 'scrub' than the man's welfare, once they realized he wasn't going to die on the spot.

[Kerrytravelers]

21. It's also time to sober up and get the story straight...

[Hobarticus]

22. The whole thing reeks to high heaven...

Even the most Kool-Aid engorged have to smell something rotten here.

[Kerrytravelers]

23. If they would just get their noses out of their butts, they might notice

the reek... but alas, that's how this country got into this mess to begin with.

[Rex]

8. They can and will ALWAYS break the law.

As long as the Good Puppy Press rolls over it will happen. Huge or petty...always breaking the law. Repukes...culture of corruption indeed.

[Initech]

10. KICK!

[hedgetrimmer]

11. For hunting lawyers or humans?

[FreedomAngel82]

12. So maybe this is why they didn't let him talk to the sheriff?

[Wilms]

14. K&R n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

15. Yeah, but did he get a BLOW JOB?

This is an important issue, if so.

:sarcasm:

[Road Scholar]

16. "I'm sorry but those little laws of yours don't apply to the aristocracy

of which I am an exclusive member"

[Initech]

18. Kick!

[Xenotime]

20. Aparently there is no hunting regulation in TX