Name for Cheney's "accident" (c)goodboy 2006 Ready??

[goodboy]

SHOTGUN FACIAL

They said ol' Harry was havin' a great time, and some good rest at the hospital, joking about what happened, like a day at the spa.

[amitten]

1. Those pellets do a FANTASTIC job of exfoliating!

Try it and you'll see--your skin will *glow* like never before!

[goodboy]

5. Feel peppery tingle as rotor wash and dust from your life flight deeply

exfoliates your face

[Moochy]

2. CNNRADIO had quoted The doctor who was treating him

The doctor was just on CNN radio interview, which they play on AAR.
He described the shooting as "A textbook case" What textbook was he reading from?

Kill all the lawyers? Perhaps Shakespeare?

Spin Right Wing doctor, spin!!!

[TaleWgnDg]

3. Hhmmmmm . . . are you aware?

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The truth about "Let's kill all the lawyers"!

"Service to others is a worthy goal for an aspiring professional and the best response all lawyers can make to our critics. We might also urge the bashers to read their Shakespeare more carefully.

The words, 'Let's kill all the lawyers,' were not spoken by a disgruntled litigant (or even by Henry VI's press secretary). They were uttered by the conspirators in Cade's Rebellion, who planned to overthrow the English government, destroy the ancient rights of English men and women, (as such "rights" were available to women at that time), and establish a virtual dictatorship.

Through the rebels' threat, Shakespeare reminds the groundlings that lawyers, as protectors of that system of ordered liberty, are as much an obstacle to a rebellion that would curtail liberty as any garrisoned castle. Thus, Cade's path to oppression leads inevitably over their bodies . . ."

-- John J. Curtin, Jr., Esq., President, American Bar Association, published in the ABA Journal, September, 1990.
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bold-faced type emphasis by TaleWgnDg (a lawyer)
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[niyad]

4. yes, I know that.

[goodboy]

6. Sounds like the AL-Quayleda training manual

[goodboy]

7. The Doctor's Shotgun Face-Blast Reader (unabridged) Vol 2;