Letterman: Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

[seafan]

Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses


10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

[zanne]

1. My favorite is No. 2

Sounds like Cheney strategy.

[liveoaktx]

2. Here's video of the Letterman-Cheney jokes from last night

The top ten is in #2

[seafan]

3. The first part of Clip #2 is a scream! Thanks, liveoaktx! lolololol