Thank you, Dick Cheney! Next time someone brings up Chappaquiddick...

[Liberal_Andy]

just say, "Well, it's not like Teddy shot anybody. Like Cheney."

When they say, "That was an accident.", say, "Exactly!...They both were."

Thanks again, Dead-eye Dick!!

[tanyev]

1. Or the blow job...

"It's not like anyone got shot and had to go to ICU."

[Liberal_Andy]

2. yes,...indeed.

:hi:

[ticapnews]

3. I believe someone named it "Chenequiddick" (eom)

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[goodboy]

6. Quayle-a-quid-DICK or Cheney's "Shotgun Facial"

[Gemini Cat]

4. Thanks!

I like it. Simple and to the point.

[goodboy]

5. Heard that smug fuck Mike Gallagher do that last night...we 've got the

best legal system money can buy...no matter what the party.

but dick shot a guy in the face. had his SS brownshirts hold off the sheriff's deputy from interviewing him that night so he could sober up, then had a repuke lapdog ranch owner spill the beans for him.

I'm too young for Chappaquiddick, but from what I understand, it was 8 hours before law enforcement was told. Deadeye Dick's SS held off the Sheriff for 12 hours or more, and the American people for more than a day.