Oh., Come on People! Who hasn't wanted to shoot a lawyer

[enigami]

at some point in the past?:hide:

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. !

:popcorn:

[txindy]

6. Aw! Look at that photo!

I had a little one just like that years back. **sigh** You've got great taste in furbabies, Blue State Native! :toast:

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. Thank you!

She is my world! Her name is Sammy and she is 3 years old. She was a giveaway, can you believe that?

[txindy]

16. Mine was a rescue.

So I can well believe it. I like to say that we're the ones who are rescued when we take them in. They just light up our lives. :hug:

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. Yes she rescues me most days, if I am feeling down all I have too do

is look at her, instant smile and mood elevator! :-) I can't imagine her not in my life.

[janx]

2. Yeah, that joke has been going around...

but I just can't find it funny right now.

[blm]

3. Corporate lawyers.

.

[papau]

4. But...But..he was holding a 10 yr old frozen embryo - it could have been

hurt. The born getting killed is not a problem - only the unborn.

Have you no respect for life that is dying by growing older as a frozen embryo?

[KyuzoGator]

5. This is such a fake non-story.

I SHOOT 78-YEAR-OLD MEN IN THE FACE all the time.

[meganmonkey]

20. LOL!

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[TexasLawyer]

21. me too, no big whoop

I shoot them from cars on big ranches, after the lawyers have been lamed.

I am an attorney myself-- all the better to sneak up on them.

[havocmom]

7. BIG difference between having an impluse and acting on it

Some of us have standards of behavior.

[enigami]

8. Lucky for the lawyers, eh? n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

9. And who hasn't wished they had their own government police ...

force to trump any local officials who might want to question you after you shoot someone!

[enigami]

10. That would be handy, ya have to admit n/t

[RB TexLa]

12. Not me

[enigami]

13. give it time n/t

[RB TexLa]

18. can give it all the time in the world, won't change

[enigami]

23. have you ever beebn divorced ?

[RB TexLa]

26. no but I am not getting married without a prenuptual agreement either.

[enigami]

27. smart, very smart

[smartvoter]

14. Tired, tired joke, but still good. nt

[enigami]

15. as long as there are lawyers...........

[Stephanie]

19. that's kind of offensive

I know it's a tired old joke, but come on. My dad's a lawyer. So is my brother. I don't really think it's funny.

[enigami]

22. Sorry

did you hear the one about the lawyer........oh never mind

[smartvoter]

24. Really? Some of my closest friends are lawyers and they tell me

the best lawyer jokes.

[Bake]

25. I'm a lawyer. Not funny.

And I like a good lawyer joke as well as anybody. Hell, I'm a lawyer and I don't even LIKE lawyers, for the most part!

But this one's not funny. Unless you also find humor in Ann Coulter's suggestion about poisoning Mr. Justice Stevens.

Bake, Esq.

[Geoff R. Casavant]

28. You KNOW we keep a database, don't you?

Yep, every lawyer has access -- when you need us for your DWI, or divorce, or will, or what have you, we look you up and jack up your fees for every lawyer joke you ever told.

That little beauty just cost you an additional $5 per hour, my friend.

Keep it up, my kids want Ivy League.

:-)

[enigami]

29. There you see

thanks for proving my point:scared: