wtf? Jack Abramoff leaves Federal Court in a Dick Tracy outfit!

[leftchick]

In bad boy black color no less....



Jack Abramoff, center, leaves Federal Court in Washington Tuesday, Jan. 3, 2006. The once-powerful lobbyist pleaded guilty Tuesday to federal charges of conspiracy, tax evasion and mail fraud, agreeing to cooperate with prosecutors investigating influence peddling that has threatened powerful members of the U.S. Congress. At right is his attorney Abbe Lowell. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[mandyky]

1. I thought he was doing a Matt Drudge

imitation!! LOL
Yeah, he looks more Dick than Matt I guess.

[LeftNYC]

12. maybe he is "doing" Matt Drudge...

Drudge is in the closet.

[bpilgrim]

43. Bullet Proof Vest

dead man walking

peace

[1932]

45. And a bullet-proof hat.

[bpilgrim]

46. it goes with the costume

:evilgrin:

peace

[peekaloo]

2. He needs those glasses DeNiro wore as Capone in 'The Untouchables'.

It's not so good to be a gangster.


oh yeah and a dose of syphilis. }(

[InsultComicDog]

3. All I want for Fitzmas

Ith my two fwont teef..

[EwokMyWeewok]

4. Theyre probably

letting him have time to turn himself in so he can handle personal stuff and whatnot. The dude will get some years for this, it just wont start now.

[A Simple Game]

25. Yeah, they probably are.

I'm sure they would do the same for you or me.

Welcome EwokMyWeewok.

:sarcasm:

[DoYouEverWonder]

33. He won't be sentenced

until he finishes telling the prosecuter everything he wants to know and that might take a while.

[Ksec]

5. Well its about time this creep got his..

Now its time for the guys in the GOP that aided and abbetted the creep to get theirs. This gives me hope that these shakedown scammers are about to do some rock busting .

[Algorem]

6. he'll look much better in orange

[Cassandra]

7. I think it's his version of...

Modern Orthodox Jewish style.

[stanwyck]

10. Well, if he follows the lead

of the other indicted corporate crooks, he'll "rediscover" his spirituality and wear it like a cloak during his sentencing. So, you're probably onto something here.

[Yavin4]

8. More Like "Inspector Gadget"

Go Gadget Go!

[leftchick]

11. LOL!

:rofl: ... but I love inspector Gadget!

[YOY]

14. Just what I thought!

Go go Gadget subpoena!!!

[CatWoman]

15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[WLKjr]

9. Almost a Al Capone look

Hope he gets the same treatment.

[leftchick]

17. me too!

[KansDem]

29. Sorry, Alcatraz has been closed...

But maybe it could be reopened just for him! :D

[AzDar]

13. I certainly hope he is armored underneath that trench..and stays

out of small planes....

[malaise]

26. Had the same thought

Who expects him to survive??

[kerry-is-my-prez]

16. What a phony: asking for "redemption" & "forgiveness from the Almighty"

Now he pretends to be a "good" Christian. Action speaks louder than words, Jack.

Is this is a ploy to get a pardon from Dumbya and to get the religious right on his side?

[Cassandra]

18. Actually, he's pretending to be a "good" Jew.

He isn't that, either.

[LittleClarkie]

30. Matthews called him Satan

That's pretty far from a good anything.

[rucky]

50. That's because he's implicated Matthews!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=45971&mesg_id=45971

[Sanity Claws]

19. Let's get the fashion police after him too

The guy has a huge potbelly from eating too high on the hog. With a gut like that, he should never weigh a belted coat. It just accents his fat. You have to wonder how long a soft body like that is going to last in the federal pen.

[leftchick]

he will make someone a very nice

girlfriend.

[AlCzervik]

20. "Fat" Jack must eat when he's nervous, he's packed on some major poundage

[leftchick]

21. packing it on before the Federal stretch...

he had better save his pennies for that big debt he owes.

[AlCzervik]

22. they better give him mucho security--until the trials are over

and then he's on his own.

[SmokingJacket]

23. He don't look too happy.

Cheer up, Jack! It's not the end of the world! It's just prison!

[KansDem]

31. LOL! Yeah, Jack, it's not the end of the world...

...just the end of your world.

:party:

[TahitiNut]

24. I wonder what a ballistic nylon overcoat costs.

It must have inside pockets for ceramic plates. :shrug: Abramoff isn't that bulky and his attorney doesn't seem cold without an overcoat. The fedora is a nice Capone-like touch.

[leftchick]

32. except Capone's was white!

I agree with the plating. I know I would if I was that jackass.

[TahitiNut]

36. Never wear white after Labor Day and before Easter.

:evilgrin:

[realFedUp]

27. Is he wearing a hat because he's an Orthodox Jew?

not a particularly honest or ethical one in my opinion....

[Catherine Vincent]

28. The look on his face reads:

"Sigh, all that living high on the hog wasn't worth this!"

[ChiciB1]

34. The PIG Is Squealing, The Fat Lady Is Gonna Sing!

And not to DASH any HIGH HOPES... Puuullleeeze, let's GET 'EM this time!!

I'm so so sick of getting my hopes up, only to find the slime bags slip right away!

If that outfit doesn't send some sort of MESSAGE, NOTHING will! Boy, he couldn't have dressed for the occasion any better!!

Picture IS PRICELESS!! We Need A Poster Of This for any future Marches!! What Was He Thinking?? Maybe, just sending a Red Flag Signal to many more!!!

Got my fingers crossed for the umpteenth time!

[Mossadeq]

35. He thinks he is Tom Landry

[notadmblnd]

37. If he had the little mustache, he would look just like

Boris Badenoff.

[jazzjunkysue]

38. Kinda like Michael Jackson's court costumes: But more Nazi-like.

I mean, really, can't you see a few swastika's and eagles on that collar?
Let's get a good photoshopper to work on this, pronto.

[katamaran]

39. Looks more like a flasher to me...

...someone check to see if he's wearing pants.

[leftchick]

41. is that a swissie in your Avatar?

I love them. :)

[katamaran]

42. Nope...it's one of my Berners

Swissies are cool dogs too, but nowhere nearly as cool as our four Berners :7

[Catherine Vincent]

47. What beautiful dogs ya got there!

[leftchick]

49. They are Gorgeous!

I have a neighbor with one and you are so right, very cool. It was also my second guess. :)

Okay left to right, what are their names? Omg, they are sooo beautiful.

[leftchick]

40. Howie Fineman says because of this outfit that Jackie boy will.....

"squeal like a pig"!! :rofl:

Just heard on hardball.

:rofl:

[bushcrab]

44. pantyhose mask would be more fitting for the sos!

[EstimatedProphet]

48. Common in DC

When I worked there I had the same coat. It's still in my closet somewhere.

[Justice Is Comin]

51. Now leave that felon alone

he's got lot of important work to do :9