Cheney's biggest problem - no democrat to blame

[debbierlus]

Considering the Republicans sole strategy is to blame dems for everything, this must be proving incredibly difficult for Rove & crew.

All Republican hunting party.

Republican VP shooter.

Republican victim.

I honestly think they don't know what to do when they have no one to blame. I know they blamed the victime, but that isn't too good. People have sympathy for people who have been shot.

[BattyDem]

1. Give it time. They'll say ...

it was a Dem who sold him the shotgun and/or the ammo; a Dem who explained the "safety measures" for hunting; a Dem who distracted him, which caused him to shoot another human being ... :eyes:

[bluethruandthru]

2. Cheney was thinking of Clinton and that distracted

him. ..or he thought he saw Hilary in the distance and fired by instinct....

[Skidmore]

3. Where Pierre whatshisface from NRA? Is that

crickets I hear?

[ClintonTyree]

9. That's Wayne LaPierre.........

the biggest asshole outside of the White House.

[trof]

4. I'm sure we can come up with one. Put your thinking cap on.

OK, where was Bill Clinton that day?

[NNadir]

5. The shooting is Howard Dean's fault.

OK follow me here:

Howard Dean was supported by the NRA in the Vermont Governor's race.

Howard Dean did not use this support to join the NRA.

Therefore Howard Dean failed to support the NRA efforts for gun safety.

Therefore NRA members including Dick Cheney did not get the maximal safety training.

Dick shot Harry.

Dean's fault.

I thought this should be obvious.

[Sydnie]

6. It obviously was a democratic bird.

[Joe_VB]

7. but, he will probably say that he was thinking about

how unpatriotic the democrats are and he lost his consentration.

I shouldn't laugh, he will probably say this.

[Catherine Vincent]

8. I'm sure they'll try and tie Clinton into this somehow.

[ClintonTyree]

12. Cheney was thinking about the Clenis..........

it's long, hard form twitching with excitation, then BAM! He went off.....I mean.... IT went off...the gun......... it went off. The Clenis strikes again!

[lpbk2713]

10. True

They must feel so frustrated.


Maybe they will do plenty of research (at taxpayer expense) and find that the worker at the shotgun factory who did the Quality Control check on the shotgun was a registered Dem and they will fire his/her ass.

[Solly Mack]

11. I'm sure the quails were pinko commie liberals

or terrorists!

They'll have to be rounded up and carted off to GITMO.