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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 02:53 PM
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BushCo. PR machine will recommend changing definitions of the words: DEAD,
DEATH, EXPIRED, NOT BREATHING....etc. to demonstrate that Cheney did not actually kill the guy!!!


The guy will be dead, but Frist will say he is NOT dead, and fat Rush will tell his dummies listeners that the Clintons did it!!! And it will work...

Hannity will blame Al Qaeda...
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CrazyOrangeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 02:54 PM
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1. Clenis kills lawyer! Details at ten . . .
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 02:57 PM
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2. Death: stable condition
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:03 PM
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3. "He's not dead ...
he's resting."

"All right then, if he's resting, wake him up!"

(Doctor hits the bed) "There, he moved!"

"No, he didn't, that was you hitting the bed!"

"I never!!"

"Yes, you did!"

"I never, never did anything..."

:eyes:



My aplogoies to Monty Python. ;-)
Not familiar with their "Dead Parrot Sketch"?
Read it here.
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:31 PM
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7. He's pining for the Fjords!!!!!
:rofl:
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:04 PM
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4. Maybe something on the order of...
"Mr. Whittington's no longer operative."
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:17 PM
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5. 'dead' will be changed to 'transitioned'
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:20 PM
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6. Dead = "overpeppered"
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 03:32 PM
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8. He'll Be Stable and Currently "Unliving"
n/t
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