GAG.. Norm Coleman saying we should be worried about the VP today

[XOKCowboy]

Did anyone else hear that?? He mentioned "the other guy" once and not by name but said many times how worried he was for the VP. I almost cried. Or gagged.

[havocmom]

1. We're worried he's gonna skate

beyond that, we have other priorities

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. What is WRONG with Coleman?

He sounds like he's from Brooklyn, he looks disheveled, and that wig is just shameful.

Don't even get me started on his stupidity. What an asshole.

[XOKCowboy]

8. LOL My thoughts exactly...

[ReadTomPaine]

24. The many faces of Norm Coleman

I especially like that last one. I keep looking for the electrodes on his neck.

[XOKCowboy]

25. Whoa Where did that first picture come from???

Looks like about half a dozen of my friends back in high school. Real stoners all.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

26. Oh..............

He ain't right. Never was.

[terrya]

3. He's just nauseatingly obsequious

If Cheney killed Whittington in cold blood, I'm sure Norm would be pleading to think of Cheney first.

[kayice]

6. Lynn Cheney prolly gave Dick hell for co-ed huntin'......n/t

[tridim]

4. Why does Norm Coleman sound like Diamond Joe Quimby?

Or a parody of JFK? Isn't he from Minnesota?

[MnFats]

10. he is a fake-ass transplant from NYC to Minn. uses his accent when he

thinks it will help him sound worldly.
he is widely hated.
he was about to get his ass kicked by Paul Wellstone when Paul died about 10 days before the election.

on edit: Read Al Franken's account in "Lies and the Lying Liars..." to learn how truly despicable Norm Coleman really is.
it's an infuriating tale...

[hankthecrank]

20. Senator from Minnesota but he is from New York n/t

[mac56]

5. Nothing that comes out of that pathetic little weasel's pie hole

surprises me anymore.

God, I'm so ashamed that he's my Senator.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

I'm domiciled in Virginia,

but you just post here when Al Franken starts raising campaign funds, and I'll whip out the trusty old checkbook.

[terrya]

14. I'm in Illinois and same here.

Just let us know when Franken begins raising money, and I'll get my checkbook out as well.

[MnFats]

15. if i remember correctly al's got an 'exploratory' fund set up..

....will try to find the story, which appeared within the last few days.

[lonestarnot]

18. Poooh Leftie, I'm all out of hearts!

Give this to the cat <>

It's the right color!

[MrBenchley]

7. Is he worried that Cheney's gonna plug somebody else?

Or that he's going to follow the example of Hitler and take the easy way out with one of his guns?

[leftchick]

9. I can not listen to him. He looks like someone from a

night of the living dead movie. :puke:

[sandnsea]

11. It is time to go serious on this

Get the political cuteness out of it, turn serious, because this is a serious matter and a man has been shot, drinking may have been involved, as well as a cover-up.

[peekaloo]

12. He knows that if something happens to his Dick, Bu$h is truly in charge.

Tell Pugsley to suck one.

[kanrok]

13. Tell Norm I said "STFU."

[laylah]

16. All I can do is

:puke:

Jenn

[MadHound]

17. Yeah, I'm worried about the Big Dick

I'm worried about whether or not he's in my neck of the woods, if he is currently packing heat, what his BAC is right now, yeah, I worry about him a lot.

[WilliamPitt]

19. He's not wrong

Cheney has had five heart attacks, has a stent in his aorta to keep him alive, and went hunting this weekend with the cast from ER in case he keeled over. The man is not well, one of the eight billion big secrets we never hear about.

I wouldn't be surprised if he blew a gasket over this.

[XOKCowboy]

22. Is it bad that the thought makes me smile??

I hate to wish death on anyone but Cheney makes it so easy. No, can't stoop to that level. Not even for the evilest man on earth.

[July]

23. You're a better person than I am.

I've had enough dealings with people who wreak destruction wherever they go to wish that the truly toxic would depart from this earth and spare their innocent victims from their greedy, angry megalomania. It's a net gain for humanity.

[joanski0]

21. I absolutely, positively cannot stand that

f**king Norm Coleman. He is one of the most disgusting Senators that ever graced the Capitol Building.