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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 07:12 PM
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If I want to kill some one, I wanna do it in Kenedy County.
"Sheriff? Hey, how you doing? The family healthy? How's the feed for your cattle? Oh really? And your youngest? Is she really going to marry a damned yankee?"

"Yeah, I feel your pain, I really do."

"Me, oh not much, not much. How's your grannie? Still sewing? great, great."

"Say, friend, we have this little issue. no, no problem. It can wait til the morning."

"What problem? Oh, well I really hate to bother you. naw, what if I call you, no, that is not right. Better yet, let's just meet tomorrow."

"Oh, nothing much. Just a corpse. It was a hunting accident. Nothing to get out of bed about, not at this late hour."
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