Leno on cheney shooting party

[katty]

"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (NBC)
"Although it is beautiful here in California, the weather back East has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear."

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"When people found out he shot a lawyer his popularity is now at 92%"

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"After he shot the guy, he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?' "

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"Something I just found out today about the incident. Do you know that Dick Cheney tortured the guy for a half hour before he shot him?"

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"Cheney's defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the White House since Bill Clinton."

[Gabi Hayes]

1. ''.....tortured the guy for a half hour before he shot him?"

!

[jobycom]

2. OMG! The Clinton line took me a minute... Wow!

:rofl:

[EFF_BUSH]

3. Leno is terrible

Only he could completely whiff on the biggest softball lobbed at late night comedians in the last 8 years.

[katty]

4. true, what a pandering pussie