Add your own punchline -- Lynne Cheney: "Dick did not."

[Sparkly]

From Lynne Cheney at the RNC convention:

But while most of the boys I knew saw the charm of driving back and forth, time and again, between the two A&W Root Beer stands in our small town, Dick did not.

And when practically everybody in Casper, Wyoming, started doing "The Twist," I can tell you, Dick did not.

I think it was Jon Stewart who once added, "And when other boys in town went off to Vietnam to serve their country, Dick did not."... But I thought this weekend's event might inspire some new ones. So c'mon, give it your best shot! Er, so to speak...

[DenaliDemocrat]

1. Dick did not leak!

[babylonsister]

2. While most people who

shoot someone feel remorse and hang around until the patient has improved, Dick did not.

[LiberalVoice]

3. Dick did not...

give me an orgasm.





























































...ever

[Island Blue]

4. When most people looked to see what they were aiming at

Dick did not.

[Lost-in-FL]

5. And while Whittington was having a heart attack...

Dick did not.

[C_U_L8R]

6. WHERE was Lynne

while Little Dick was boozing it up with those two billionaire babes ???

Have a nice Valentine's weekend.. DICK ????

[txindy]

7. While most people would shy away from shooting a friend one day

at a quail hunt and then attending a "quail lunch" the very next day, Dick did not.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/13/AR2006021300452.html?nav=rss_world

The manager of a ranch in neighboring Brooks County attended a quail lunch at the Armstrong Ranch headquarters midday Sunday with Cheney. Lavoyger Durham, manager of El Tule Ranch, said the luncheon talk was of "North Korea, India, China, Taiwan."

A QUAIL LUNCH the day after shooting someone in a quail hunt?!

[susu369]

10. NO!

please tell me this is a joke....

[txindy]

11. Unfortunately, no, it's not a joke. From an earlier thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x412442

Check the last two paragraphs of the article posted there. I kid you not. A quail lunch on Sunday. Unbelievable.

It's at the bottom of this article, too (linking to the second page): http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/13/AR2006021300452_2.html?nav=rss_world

[alfredo]

8. Dick did not have sex with

Whittingham's exit wounds.

[Mabus]

9. And when practically everybody, who went out hunting last Saturday,

had a valid license to do so, I can tell you, Dick did not.

[patricia92243]

12. Dick did not go hunting with "another woman" - or did he???

[cyberpj]

13. And when any normal human being would apologize profusely for

shooting a person in the face, neck and chest... Dick did not!

[Mabus]

14. While most people were connecting the events of 9/11 with Saddam,

Dick did not. :sarcasm:

[Lost-in-FL]

15. But see, the WH is pissing on his pants about this situation...

but of course Dick did not.

[TheGunslinger]

16. When sworn to protect the Constitution, Dick did not.

[Sparkly]

17. While others may cooperate with the sheriff's office,

and answer questions immediately, Dick did not.