WHAT WILL WE TELL THE CHILDREN???!!!

[mitchum]

I am outraged.
My innocent little daughter just asked me, "What does shooting someone mean?"
What will I tell her?
Thank you, Mr Cheney for putting decent god fearing American parents in this unnecessary situation.
Of course, this will lead to a rash of shootings among our children.
"But if it's all right for the vice president..."
I speak for moms all across the country who feel that he should have just kept his ammo bag zipped!



Yes, I know that this is a bit heavy handed for first class satire, but I am recovering from a very nasty flu.

[beam me up scottie]

1. You scared the hell out of me...

I thought they converted another one.

[bpilgrim]

2. I asked kerry that...

i never heard back :cry:

No Bravery (flash)
http://nobravery.cf.huffingtonpost.com

peace

[SPKrazy]

3. Tell Them That Dick Is An Immoral Man, And He Is Not Our VP!

but wait, if Gore had succeeded in being our Prez, then Holy Joe would be Veep?

I don't know anymore what to think

But Dick is an Immoral Man

Children will now be shooting each other (oh wait they already do) but even more now.

on edit:

I'd like to think I will recover from the flu, the alternatives aren't good

[benburch]

4. We tell them not to use birdshot to kill rich Republicans.

00 Buckshot is the preferred method.

[tnlefty]

7. LOL!!! I shouldn't be laughing, but DAMN that was funny!

Going to smack myself now.

[Mnemosyne]

10. You are so bad!

:rofl:

[GrpCaptMandrake]

12. Don't sell short

on a .410 and a punkin ball. Mighty fine armaments, those!

[MadisonProgressive]

5. Tell her it was a photograph.

[waiting for hope]

6. You know,

since the Dem party fairs so low in the polls where "Family Values" is concerned, this should be something that is yelled about during the campaigns for 2006 and 2008. Hey, since good old boy Bill (how I miss those days...:cry:) gave the example that it was "wink" ok to have BJ's from someone who was not his wife in the Oval Office, I would say that's a fair assumption on your part.

[Mnemosyne]

8. Just tell her the same thing Nixon and * claim:

https://political.moveon.org/donate/illegal-QT.html

This is dreadful. It is happening everywhere mitchum!

My innocent five year old grandson just asked ME, "Do I have to shoot people when I grow up Grandmama? I don't want to kill people! Please don't let that bad man make me do it!"

What do I tell that poor little boy?!

And I'm series about it!111

[madokie]

9. daddy, whats oral sex

[kcass1954]

11. My 9yo son asked about it last night, so I turned it into a...

spelling lesson.

He learned IOKIYAR.