My Dick Cheney Parody song...

[cleofus1]

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=421698

just click on the link and let the page upload...takes a little time...then find the Big Dick Cheney Song and click on either the lo-fi version (for 56k modem users) or the hi-fi version for all you broadbanders...let me know what you think...thank you

[RAGING Granny]

1. Good Song, Cleofus!

:bounce: YEE HAH!!!! :bounce:

[cleofus1]

2. thank you very much....

i usually do an initial version...and then try to add a lead guitar line and backing vocals later...but this simple unplugged version does have it's charm...

[newyawker99]

11. Hi RAGING GRANNY!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[mandyky]

3. My lyrics for this incident

Chemey went a-hunting, he was snide, uh huh
Cheney went a-hunting, on the sly , uh huh
Cheney went a-hunting, shotgun at his side uh huh
Cheney shot a lawyer friend, who almost died uh huh
Cheney went a-hunting while bush's numbers slide uh huh

Sing to the tune of Froggy went A-courting :)

[cleofus1]

4. i love it!

i need the chords tho...

here are the lyrics to the "Big Dick Cheney song"

E
YOU KNOW WHO I AM...DON’T SAY THAT YOU DON’T...I’M A SHOTGUN
A7
DADDY...GOTTA NOTCH IN MY BELT...THEY CALL ME BIG DICK....BIG
E
DICK CHENEY DON’T ASK ME FOR LOVE...DON’T ASK FOR
E7
PITY...KICK YOUR DOG AND BITE THE HEAD
A7
OFF YOUR KITTY...I’M A SHOTGUN DADDY

FROM THE GREAT BIG CITY...THEY CALL ME
B7 E
BIG DICK...BIG DICK CHENEY....
A7
I SHOT MY FRIEND IN THE HEAD...I’M A BAD
E7
ASS SON...DON’T THINK YOU’RE

DIFFERENT...WON’T HELP YOU
B7
NONE...BECOUSE I’M BIG DICK...I’M A BIG DICK
E
CHENEY YEAH!
E
LET’S GO HUNTING I’M A REAL GOOD

SHOT...DEAD EYE DICK...I KID YOU NOT...BRING
A7
YOUR LITTLE SISTER AND YOUR MOTHER
E7
TOO...YOU BRING YOUR WOMEN AND I’LL
B7
BRING MY CREW...BECOUSE I’M BIG DICK...I’M
E
BIG DICK CHENEY... I’LL TAKE ALL COMERS AND I WON’T TAKE

SIDES...I’LL KICK YOUR ASS...ALONE I TURN
B7
THE TIDE...BECOUSE I’M BIG DICK....BIG DICK
E
CHENEY

[mandyky]

10. Here's a link where the original song can be heard

http://www.lyon.edu/wolfcollection/songs/ashfroggy12471.html

I have no idea about chords and such LOL

Here's one with instruments

http://www.lyon.edu/wolfcollection/songs/driftwoodfroggy1250.html

[kskiska]

8. Bang Bang

Bang bang
He shot me down
Bang Bang
I hit the ground
Bang Bang
Dick Cheney shot me down.

(apologies to Sonny Bono & Cher)

[cleofus1]

9. heh

used to have that song on 45 back in the 60's...or early 70's (i forget)

[shaniqua6392]

5. Randi Rhodes was singing this one last night on her show....

Cheney's got a gun...
Cheney's got a gun...
His whole world's come undone...
From lookin' straight at the sun...
She made up the rest of the lyrics to the whole song. It was hilarious.

[cleofus1]

6. i just love randi...she's the lady!

ok...i just re-did the song...this newer version is just better...no special effects or anything fancy...just a better version...same link if you want to listen...

[cascadiance]

12. Is this the song she had on?...

It's different than the one linked here...

Here's a link to "Cheney's got a gun"... (cut and paste the following into a browser for the popup player)

illegal codeminiwinpopup(500,370,'http://www.bobrivers.com/player/player.asp?ID=611&SPEED=2&atype=tunes','player_popup');

or if that doesn't work, go to the following page and click on "Cheney's Got A Gun" link on the right.

http://www.bobrivers.com/ontheshow/

[cleofus1]

7. well here's the direct lo fi link

http://www.soundclick.com/util/getplayer.m3u?id=3500540&q=lo

[cleofus1]

13. a bump for the evening crowd

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