10 Ways Dick Cheney Can Kill You

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Somebody sent this to me in an email and as soon as I saw it I knew I would have to share it with all of you...

[NoodleBoy]

1. beautiful

[Punkingal]

2. LOL...

Fabulous!!:bounce: Thanks for sharing.

[distantearlywarning]

3. You're welcome.

I hope it gave you a laugh today.

[Punkingal]

9. It did....

And over the course of the last couple of days, I am once again reminded how devastatingly funny some of our DUers are. It is something to be treasured...our ability to laugh. It will get us through this INSANE mess we are in now, until we take our country back.

[C_U_L8R]

4. I saw this

over in Freepertown and they were all high-fiving
and thinking it was an awesome illustration of their man's abilities.

poor freeps .. they just don't know when the joke is on them.

[neoblues]

5. I Guess it'd be hard to illustrate "With His Breath"...

Or what if he "exposed" himself to you--though that might just leave you in a coma for life. Then too, there'd be Dick's "evil eye with disgusted grimace"--alas, while his countenance in any form would be revolting (and cause nausea and vomiting), it probably wouldn't be lethal. In reality, though, Dick's dirtywork is most probably done by unnamed, unseen covert operatives working either for a secret part of the government or for Halliburton. What am I saying? Halliburton IS the government.

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7. Exposure would probably be the most effective method

Just _thinking_ about that makes my eyes burn.

[efhmc]

10. That breathe one is good if he actually is still breathing. Do the walking

dead breath?

[NashVegas]

6. I Posted It In the Lounge

What a dick!

I got it in an email, too. A small list of friends, about 1/3 conservative, 1/3 liberal, and 1/3 libertarian. 100% agree Cheney's an ass.

[dogday]

8. One More - The Mean Snarl has been known to

put many a man down, especially if a hardy "Go Fuck Yourself" is included with it....