Say it loud! Dick Cheney is a coward!

[cynatnite]

He's too fucking scared to face the press. The deferment king has been a coward his entire life.

This so-called interview is one example of many that proves it.

[Punkingal]

1. Well, yeah, no doubt...

FIVE DEFFERMENTS. I still find that amazing.

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. Hell, he can't even face real quail

but has to go to a hobby farm where they're virtually placed in front of him, like fish in a barrel. What bravery!

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/936290

[mwb970]

3. And when he does speak, he faces Fox News.

I'm sure he'll get peppered by Brit Hume!

Yes. Both he and the chimp are flat-out cowards. They show it in everything they do.

[havocmom]

5. And even then, he doesn't go live

Biggest fucking coward in America.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. Talk about lowering your standards. When your story won't even

hold up to a live interview on Fox, you must be hiding something.

[rock]

6. Well, to quote the animal control expert from "Red Green"

"They're scary!"

[wtbymark]

4. he's not a coward....

thats too soft - he's a fucking traitor that needs to be hung from a tree. there, thats more appropriate

[Junkdrawer]

7. He won't even face Brit "I love you Mr. Cheney" Hume live...

Look up Chicken Shit in the dictionary, and...

[gatorboy]

8. "Cut and Run Cheney"

Say it loud, say it proud! :)

[schmuls]

10. Instant Karma is a bitch, ain't it Dick?

[genie_weenie]

11. Karma would have been

If a camera recorded an inebriated Dick saying "watch this shot" as his shot himself in the face, and he was taken to a vet hospital...

[Nikki Stone 1]

12. I don't know. This is actually pretty bad.

If he can't convince FAUX news....