Steve Martin: Cheney Shoots Three Presidents in Oval Office.

[edbermac]

From the Huffington Post:

Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden, accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head. "I didn't really shoot the President twice," said Cheney. "The second time I shot him, I was president. It wasn't until my third shot, where I accidentally shot my own foot, that I had shot the president twice.

I was officially injured and unable to govern, when Dennis Hastert came in, and stepped on the butt handle of the rifle causing it to swing up like a rake and shoot his hair off. I guess I'm officially responsible for that too, meaning I shot the acting president for a total of three occupants of the oval office. I'm not proud, but it is a record."

Steve, I hope your Pink Panther movie is as funny as this...:rofl:

[NYCGirl]

1. LOl!

Unfortunately, according to critics, the Pink Panther is not a fraction as funny as that statement.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pink_panther/

[BOSSHOG]

2. If bush was shot in the head and in the heart

he sustained no injuries.

[Serial Mom]

3. Best. Reply. Ever.

:rofl:

[sabra]

4. kick