Please don't post anything Michell Malkin might find offensive.

[endarkenment]

Proposed: From now on DU'ers should only post messages that past the Malkin test.

We know that she trolls DU for juicy posts, and that she has enormous influence over at least six or seven people. We have to stop giving her the ammunition she needs to DESTROY DU's credibility.

From now on please keep your posts Malkin-respectable. I suggest that the DU moderators draw up lists of appropriate topics and appropriate positions within those topics. We can select from any of the approved topics and approved positions for our messages. Our freedom to post will not be constrained. DU will be much stronger and safer from the terrible rightwing menace that threatens it.

On a practical basis the admins and moderators could probably enlist Ms. Malkin to pre-approve our posting lists.

[babylonsister]

1. '...enormous influence over 6 or 7 people.... Bwhahahaha! nt

[txindy]

28. I've come across nearly every last one of them, lately, too.

Lucky me. :eyes:

[Sugar Smack]

2. This is a picture of my kitten.

:hi: Shelly!

[stop the bleeding]

3. she's cute n/t

[Sugar Smack]

5. LOL! Thanks.

I only hope it doesn't upset Michelle Malkin that I've refused to declaw her. *have I said too much?*

[myrna minx]

43. Oh the HUMANITY!

Why do you hate america? ;-) Won't someone PLEASE think of the *children*!!!?!???

[Sugar Smack]

59. I am a scurrilous scoundrel who's abused the right to free

expression and who WILL pay the consequences!! }(

[Nikki Stone 1]

4. How offensive!

:evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

7. And she's obvious flamebait material as well!

Perhaps I shouldn't go stirring the pot. :rofl: It's one I took of her when she was a bb *OOps*

[Nikki Stone 1]

14. The cute ones always are....

:)

[Sugar Smack]

21. Well, she's especially cute when she SHOOTS from room

to room, PEPPERING my carpet with cat hair and then DISAPPEARS for a while without explanation or apology.

;-) ;-) ;-)

[Nikki Stone 1]

29. And then denies having a little catnip with the Friskies at lunch

:)

[Sugar Smack]

33. OOH, GOOD one!!!!!

:yourock: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

40. Her pupils DO look a little dilated, now that you mentioned it.

And I'll try not to comment about her misfiring at the litterbox.

[meganmonkey]

61. Why am I not surprised that you'd have a crackhead kittie!

:P

Hi love!!

:hug:

[Sugar Smack]

67. meganmonkey!!

:hug: *picks meganmonkey up, swings meganmonkey around*

My cat & I are up to absolutely no good, as the divine Ms Malkin would have it. How are you, baby?

[meganmonkey]

70. Hold on - I'm a little dizzy from all that swinging

:crazy: Oh, wait, I guess I'm just dizzy LOL!

I'm doing pretty good these days. Not spending as much time here though. Very busy at work lately. I am thrilled that Spring is coming soon!!!

I hope you are doing well too! I often reflect fondly on that fateful, splendid weekend last September!!

[Sugar Smack]

89. Ah, me too. I could certainly use more weekends like that one.

And I'm also thrilled that spring is coming soon!

I know, I don't see you a lot here, but I know you're busy. I'm glad you're doing well, bijoux! :*

[Sugar Smack]

90. Kitten dupe for Ms Malkin

[Nikki Stone 1]

45. I hear she's had two prior "Pouncing Under the Influence" citations

Those PUIs'll get you everytime.

:)

[Sugar Smack]

69. And once she's caught, she QUAILS.

She is a poor little victim sometimes.

[txindy]

31. Did she have anything to drink at any time while doing all of that?

If so, then, no, we can't talk about it. Nope.

[Sugar Smack]

36. Sources suggest she may have had catnip,

but those sources disappeared. :o

[wicket]

16. absolutely adorable!!!!!

:melts: :D

[Sugar Smack]

23. LOL! This is too much fun, trying not to offend Michelle Malkin!

My Sophie Says "Thanks" and makes no rude comments about Dick Cheney. :D

[wicket]

44. LOL!

Better watch out though- she once attacked someone's pet (Margaret Cho's) because of its name. P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C

[Sugar Smack]

106. If she attacks my little Sophie, Sophie still has her claws.

She knows how to defend herself. :D

[no name no slogan]

39. I find your kitten offensive

and raise you two kittens of my own:


(PS: get anything for Valentines Day?) :loveya:

[wicket]

47. Can not compute- cuteness overload!

:D

[Sugar Smack]

49. You're goin to Gitmo on wheels for those kitties!

And she should have a field day with two MAN KITTIES snuggling.

:o

[no name no slogan]

115. HOT CAT ON CAT ACTION

Indeed, those phots will surely get me CATAPULTED into Gitmo (unless they close it first) :D

[wryter2000]

66. For shame

Those two cats are engaged in a sex act. This is a Malkin-friendly website, folks. Please keep it clean!

[no name no slogan]

76. better yet, they're littermates. Even better still, they're both male

gay inbreeding cats. Where's Fred Phelps when you need him?

[Sugar Smack]

95. "We're Here! We're Queer! Get used to it!"

*mrrrrowr* *purrrrr*

[Sydnie]

94. Oh NO! Cheney found the kittens!

[Sugar Smack]

100. Like that poor feline would have a SHOTGUN in her pockets!

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

46. Hurray for kittens!

[Sugar Smack]

56. That is too funny!

But what if Michelle doesn't like accordians? Eeek!

[In_The_Wind]

60. Oh Well ~

I never said I was perfect.


Maybe Michelle doesn't like music of any kind.
Oh No! The horror of it all!

[Sugar Smack]

71. I want to kidnap *kittennap* the one playing the xylophone.

:)

[In_The_Wind]

80. rot-ro ... you said "kidnap"

[ninkasi]

96. What a pretty kitty...

Very sweet looking. I had my last cat for 17 years, still don't have another. She was one of a kind.

[Sugar Smack]

99. Thank you, ninkasi.

I love her so much. I hope she forgives me for using her temporarily to BUCKSHOT this thread with her photos. ;-) ;-) :hug:

[SoCalDem]

6. You FORGOT HANNITY

aka (Poland)..

We must always adhere to what Ari Fleischer told us.. "Be careful what you say"..:sarcasm:

The irony here is that the right says the MOST outrageous things, and since there is no one with a column and airtime criticizing them, they get away with it. 99% of DUers have NO interest in trolling that trainwreck of a site, trolling for outrage..

See why our two bigest issues are :

1. media
2. republican voting machines

[endarkenment]

8. Well I admit Malkin was a bit arbitrary.

She is sort of an arbitrary placeholder for the stereotypical rightwing asshat media nazi.

[AnnInLa]

102. Well, as soon as you said no DUers are interesting in trolling her

sad site, I just had to rush over there and see what idiocy she is spouting now. And, can you believe it? Those naughty A-Rabs are attacking her website? Yes! They are out to get her! And, A-Rabs are sending her bad, bad emails:

"Last Tuesday, during or immediately after my appearance on Fox News Channel to discuss the Mohammed Cartoons, this blog was hit by a large, foreign-based denial of service attack. Last night, my hosting service notified me that it is receiving ongoing threats from individuals vowing to take down this site--and others along with it--which will presumably continue until I take down the cartoons. For now, we are on guard and continuing with business as usual. But you should know there's something much wider and deeper going on:"



and







IV. "Finally, here's a small sample of the threatening e-mail that has come in:

From: naser jianpour ([e-mail])
To: [e-mail]
Mailed-By: yahoo.com
Date: Feb 10, 2006 12:04 PM
Subject: we will kill you

I am Iranian I am a mosleme .
We will kill you( every )
down with you( Crectian & jowe.)
world is mine.

***

From: monalisa monalisa ([e-mail])
To: [e-mail]
Mailed-By: hotmail.com
Date: Feb 4, 2006 5:55 PM
Subject: you are filth

the dishonourable the mean the prostitute I'am a müslim and turkish I kill
you devil you are goto the hell shit the whore

***

From: [e-mail] ([e-mail])
Mailed-By: web.de
To: [e-mail]
Date: Feb 11, 2006 9:41 PM
Subject: mohammed

you have one day to delete all pictures of mohammed from your server, or i hack this site and delete all files on this server. ok

mohammed have never a face. dou you now.

for ever islam "

(I am SO sorry I posted this! I interrupted your non-controversial kitty-fest. The debil made me do it.))

[rucky]

9. Somebody post the photo!

you know the one I'm talking about - the TV still of the crosseyed maniac herself.

[YDogg]

51. This gem?

[Sugar Smack]

55. LOL! OMG that's funny!!

:spray:

[cascadiance]

58. I wonder if she was thinking of this one....

especially when paired with other pics like these that reveal her true "inner nature"! with pending invasion of "V"... :)

[Katherine Brengle]

10. LMAO!!! Hi there Ms. Malkin ;) n/t

[gratuitous]

11. As soon as Ms. Maglalang pays me

She will be entitled to dictate what I type and post. On price, I'm willing to negotiate, but I don't think right-wing corporate media whores make the kind of money I have in mind.

Also, see my disclaimer:

[janx]

62. Maglalang?

?

[gratuitous]

73. That's the name Ms. Malkin goes by with the IRS

But "Maglalang" apparently looks or sounds too foreign for her target audience.

[Kierkegaard]

12. As long as we're going this far...

how about some approved canned reponses to go with the topics/positions? Then we won't run the risk of any miscalculations in expressing ourselves. Gotta be careful!

:scared:

[endarkenment]

15. Good idea!

In fact we could just have a popup that you can click on. Boy would that be cool! You could get your post count up in no time!

[Kierkegaard]

20. The only downside is:

it's pretty likely that we'll often be accused of repeating ourselves...

[endarkenment]

24. Ah I have a solution for that.

Responses can go through a jive or valley or other dialect filter to get them randomized enough to avoid be totally repetitive.

[Kierkegaard]

26. If we build it...they will come.

:toast:

[Sugar Smack]

13. We SHALL NOT destroy DU's credibility, says I.

[endarkenment]

17. NOT THE KUTE KITTENS!

Stop! I submit!

[Sugar Smack]

101. No, bring 'em on!

:D

[PA Democrat]

18. Well, we know she approves of THIS:

Japanese Internment Camps during WWII.



She would have made a good little Nazi.

[Hand]

38. I think that's the place where my family spent the war...

Topaz, Utah. My grandparents and my aunts and uncle were all sent there--Mom was in Chicago teaching Japanese to Army officers and avoided internment.

[PA Democrat]

57. That was a sad chapter in American history and one of which

I think most Americans are blissfully ignorant. I know it was never covered in my US History courses in school.

[PA Democrat]

92. Have you ever seen this website?

There are photos of the Topaz, Utah camp.

http://www.lib.utah.edu/spc/photo/9066/topaz.htm

[Hand]

93. Well, I have now...

Thanks for the link. My wife and I visited the Topaz site once while crossing Utah. Very dry and desolate, but there's still evidence of the camp there--concrete pads where the barracks were, and a lot of odds and ends lying around. It's marked with a large memorial tablet as well.

[janx]

19. Uh...can you explain this to me?

:shrug: What did I miss?

[endarkenment]

22. I'm sorry but I gave up emoticons for lent.

It is called humor. Perhaps not so good an attempt at humor, but humor never the less.

It was a reflection on the pressure over the last few days to keep the posts on Duck Cheney 'proper'.

[Sugar Smack]

30. I really appreciate your levity!

:D

[endarkenment]

35. When I find myself in serious flame wars here

I take a moment to meditate, relax, and post something extraordinarily stupid that makes me giggle and hopefully gets a few others laughing too.

It is probably the only thing I am actually any good at.

[Sugar Smack]

104. No. YOU are Good. Thanks for this.

:7

[Nikki Stone 1]

32. LOL!!!!!!!

:)

[johnnie]

25. Is that the kid from Home Alone?

:shrug:

[endarkenment]

27. That was funny. nt.

[ProfessorGAC]

34. The Malkin Test

Does that require posting after a frontal lobotomy? I would think posting with significant parts of the brain removed would be necessary to pass the Malkin test. Or the Hannity test? Or the O'Reilly test? Or the Coulter test? Or. . . . (Yeah, liberal media. right?)
The Professor

[Katherine Brengle]

41. "Li'l Georgie Bush: The 24/7 President - 24 Hours A Week; 7 Months A Year"

BEST SIG LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ProfessorGAC]

42. Thank You, Ma'am.

The Professor

[Hobarticus]

77. How'd I miss that one? Classic!!!!!! n/t

[0rganism]

63. It's the originalists' replacement for the excessively-quaint Lemon Test

Any speech, written text, or religious practice which offends Michelle Malkin is no longer protected by the 1st ammendment.

[ProfessorGAC]

78. Pffffft! Originalism!

Dumbest idea ever! It means that we have to literally accept the Constitution as long we know exactly what the framers MEANT! Meaning that we cannot interpret the Constitution, except that we have to interpret the Constitution. Anybody who adheres to this braindead notion (Tony, you listening?), should be required to turn their brain in. They're obviously not using it.
The Professor

[0rganism]

86. Ah, but look at all that it will "accomplish" in the next 30 years

Just think of all those silly statutes and caselaw precedents that can be overturned simply on the pretense of knowing the founders' intent. Who ever said women could vote, or negros count as more than 3/5ths of a person in a census? Piffle! Let's get back to the good old days of burning witches and excruciating nonbelievers as soon as possible, if it's what God tells Scalia the original draft documents mean.

[Brewman_Jax]

37. Dress code will be enforced

[Libby2]

48. *Running off to look for something that will offend

Malkin.*

[DS1]

50. What, like a toothbrush?

[Sugar Smack]

103. *snort*

:spray:

[Clark2008]

52. OK. It might be offensive to Michelle if only cat pictures are up.

Discrimination against dogs, you know. :eyes:

So my cute doggies are willing to stop such travesties from occurring.






PS - Can you tell I woke them up to take their pictures? Lazy, lazy, lazy. :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

74. Good Work! I salute you!

:patriot: CUTE pups, too!

[In_The_Wind]

53. This beauty can't possibly offend Michell Malkin!

[Sugar Smack]

65. Teach that beauty some rude words-

and that'll be the end of THAT. ;-) :D

[In_The_Wind]

68. I refuse to do that.

She travels with me.
I would be mortified if she let out with a string inappropriate words! We eat at sidewalk cafes together.;)

[Sugar Smack]

75. The image! I'm laughing my *bottom* off!

:rofl: :loveya:

[Cleita]

54. LOL

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

64. These are NOT offensive:

(my kitten in a litter box)


(my Emergency! lunchbox)

mikey_the_rat

[Sugar Smack]

87. You're a true patriot with a fireman lunchbox, mikeytherat.

And your kitten! That's so precious!!!!

:loveya:

[Gelliebeans]

72. Did someone say Cats?

hee hee I am shameless :blush:

[Sugar Smack]

88. Shameless, no. Although we are, come to think of it,

giving Michelle ammo with all our "cattiness".

BTW, yours are gorgeous!:D

[Gelliebeans]

91. Thanks for saying so

Michelle is fascist pig and we are discussing kitties ;) It's apples and oranges in the mammal world :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

79. Who in the Bloody Hell is Michell Malkin?

Is she one of Dick Cheney's gals too?

[endarkenment]

81. Hideous right wing 'commentator'

Here is a picture of it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=431164&mesg_id=432130

I chose her as a symbol of the guardians of rightwing political correctness, but there are plenty of others that would do equally well.

[Hubert Flottz]

83. You need to put a warning on pictures like that, gad damn!

Whew! Major freakin' UGLY! Wild eyed! Looks a little like Ronald Reagan! Is he her daddy?

EDIT: Never Heard Of Her...BTW!

[endarkenment]

84. Sorry. nt.

[librechik]

82. I feel like tossing her some raw liver

with buckshot in it

Seriously, it's a compllimp=ment to be thought unacceptable by Malkin. I don't try for it, but I wouldn't be hurt if she picked my post to drool over.

[Swamp Rat]

85. I need GOOD photos of Malkin

:D

[Hotler]

97. Plain and simple she sucks. eom.

[Generic Other]

98. She wants offensive?

[upi402]

105. Cheez Whiz on Wonderbread

She is vacant pap.

[LWolf]

107. Who is she? Never heard of her.

:shrug:

[ProfessorGAC]

112. Quit Bragging!

LOL! Malkin is a Coulter wannabe. Her schtick is being a "cute as a button" asian woman who hates liberals. She's nothing. Dumber than a fencepost and i believe it's all fake.
The Professor

[H2O Man]

108. Nominated.

I think it is important that we all think in terms of "SHUT UP!!!" whenever we have thoughts that might offend Michelle or the Michellettes who serve as our moral compass on DU. Don't believe the reports that His Honesty Dick Cheney may have been drinking before he recklessly shot his good friend his the face. "SHUT UP!!!" That's the ticket.

[endarkenment]

109. Indeed.

I got weary, in flame war after flame war, of endlessly defending the now confirmed speculation that hunting/drinking are almost a given in our culture. Flame war without end, our own DU Long War. So perhaps, I thought, instead of more bickering, just a bit of orthogonal humor might help illuminate the situation. Thanks for getting it.

[Sugar Smack]

110. And don't any of these people know

that the nature of a liberal is not to take ridiculous orders, heed suggestions to stifle ourselves in order to not "look bad"? That the mere suggestion to stop talking about Cheney (for instance) is GOING to be met with laughter.

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

111. I am thinking only nice things...

I feel so much... cleaner!

Waiting for suggestions on how to avoid numerous thought processes.

Reminds me of that great Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. story in "Welcome to the Monkey House" called "Harrison Bergeron" - What we need to do is level the playing field so that folks like MM do not have their sensibilities upset.

BRRZZTTT!! BLIPPPP!! What was I thinking?

[Sugar Smack]

113. Hey! Good post! Welcome to DU.

:hi: :thumbsup:

[rman]

114. I think Malkin is offended by our very presence on this planet