Hilarious Cheney Thread At FR!

[K8-EEE]

Check out response #301 -- they don't think it's a HUGH story! LOL!! Another one has NEVER HAD MORE RESPECT FOR DICK CHENEY THAN NOW. That just about says it all! These people are so insane.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1579131/posts?q=1&&page=301

They think the beer will be "blown out of proportion..." OH YEAH!! Picture if John Kerry had been drinking then shot somebody, picture what they would do, Cheney's toast you idiots...

[underpants]

1. Hell Kerry got blamed for shooting someone in a WAR for cryingout loud

There is much weirdness about.

[niyad]

2. WHO is Hugh? and what does he have to do with anything?

[MADem]

5. Is he "series" about it all??? 11!!111! n/t

[txindy]

21. HUGH'S always series!!111!!

The guy has no sense of humour. Just like freeps have no concept of irony.

[BeeBee]

12. Argh. They actually said "hugh" n/t

[benburch]

3. All freepers hunt drunk.

They don't know any other way to do it!

[sasha031]

4. I will never understand freetards

if they were bleeding and begging for help on the street, the neocons would just run them over with their limo's

[BOSSHOG]

18. And they would crawl to the polling place and vote for them

Its truly amazing to me how proud "religious conservatives" are. However I think that pride is trumped by their ignorance. An incredibly deadly combination - 2,272 so far.

[Botany]

6. Let it go ....

Bush or Cheney could go to their "homes" and have forced sex w/ their wives, daughters, moms,
or sisters and they would say, "What a guy fighting terrorists and still he has time to spread his
love to the common people."

although i will admit .... i do peep @ their site from time to time.

:rofl:

[louis-t]

16. No, it's 'practice' his love with the common people.

B-)

[BOSSHOG]

7. Hell any FR member will tell ya

a 12 pack before lunch will get ya through the afternoon. And any effect alcohol has on your ability to shoot a shotgun is minimalist at best. Fucking liberals and all this honesty and truth shit.

And in New Orleans they sell HUGH ASS BEERS!

[JuniperLea]

8. Too funny!

And "HUGH"! Did you see that this favorite misspelling of ours was actually used in that thread? Bwahahaha!

Morans!

[Selteri]

15. Here I thought they meant it was not a hue issue

after all, it's pretty black and white, the VP shot another man and now is dodging and weaving like he was under fire for his own stupidity. He was likely drinking and now it's being hidden.

[The Backlash Cometh]

9. Give us some clips.

Most of us don't want to give the place the extra hits.

[ticapnews]

23. here ya go

Unfortunately, there will be undue focus on a beer. The only appropriate amount of alcohol around firearms is zero for at least 8 hours. Many people will talk about how many hours transpired, and that nobody was intoxicated. It will get blown out of proportion now, for sure.

306 posted on 02/15/2006 12:24:47 PM PST by ARealMothersSonForever

Anyone wanna make a bet on how many "CHENEY WAS DRUNK WHEN HE SHOT THE LAWYER" stories the lying mainstream media will come out tomorrow? The "Cheney was Drunk" lie is already all over the dark side.

325 posted on 02/15/2006 12:30:09 PM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)

IMO, bad heart or not...this is just an attempt by the liberal MSM to damage Cheney as a future Presidential contender.
Afterall, I could see Bush nominating him to ensure a coninuance of the successful WOT.

337 posted on 02/15/2006 12:33:46 PM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)


Brit just mentioned that Cheney had a beer during lunch... uh oh...

270 posted on 02/15/2006 12:16:51 PM PST by ruschpa

Well....Brit just said that Cheney admits to having a beer at lunch that day....but that was hours before the hunting trip.

289 posted on 02/15/2006 12:20:16 PM PST by Txsleuth

Could you provide a link to your statement that Cheney had a beer at lunch?

The man has a heart condition and takes heart medication. I didn;t think he was allowed to drink.

290 posted on 02/15/2006 12:20:32 PM PST by Republican Red ("Would this be a bigger story if he had been killed?")

Brit said Cheney had a beer around 11 a.m. and then went out shooting at 3 p.m. or so. Only had one beer and Cheney said there had been no drinking.

As far as drinking if you are a heart patient and taking medication - you can if done in moderation and one beer would be in moderation.

298 posted on 02/15/2006 12:22:31 PM PST by I want to know


I need to take a shower now...

[Leopolds Ghost]

31. "attempt by liberal MSM to damage Cheney as future Presidential contender"

:rofl:

"Afterall, I could see Bush nominating him to ensure a coninuance of the successful WOT."

:evilfrown:

[salin]

38. am imagining how the "liberal media" set this whole thing up...

perhaps reporters (who mysteriously went undetected by the throng of secret servicemen) distracted Whittington so that he would go chase a different group of quail and watched and timed carefully in order to whisper that Whittington had to go back to the group just then but had to do so quietly as to not disturb the vp... oh those devious liberal mediafolks! :eyes:

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. How many times does someone who's been drinking only admit too

one or two drinks? Stupid freeps. :spank:

[NightOwwl]

10. Buh...bu...bu...it's a private matter!

Yeah? Well so was Clinton/Lewinsky, but that didn't stop the right wing from excoriating him and FUCKING IMPEACHING HIM!

Sorry, freeps. Your excuses will just come back to hit you right in the face. (No pun intended)

[gatorboy]

11. Are you kidding me?

These clowns went nuts when Kerry got a tan. They love blowing fluff out of proportion.

Anyone remember the dreaded...."Kerry has a pen at the debate" scandal? OOooooo!!!!!!!

[madmom]

13. "Cheney willing took the heat to protect family and freinds"?....

from what they didn't shoot anyone. If that's the case Bill took the heat to protect them so they wouldn't look like fools going after him.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. My favorite sickening post....

"Krauthammer is right. Vice President Cheney willingly took the heat to protect his friend and his family.
I have never had more respect for Dick Cheney than I do right now.

Pray for him!!"

[ET Awful]

19. Not because it was his fault and he was taking responsibility for his

actions, but to "protect his friend and family?"

Smells like bullplop to me.

[NoPasaran]

20. He "willingly took the heat" (a few days later)

For something he DID HIMSELF!

What a saint!

[NightOwwl]

27. Oh my god...these people are incredibly stupid.

Cheney was hoping the local rag would print a small blurb about the accident on page 10 then die a small death.

Then the cabal spent 15 hours trying to get their stories (aka lies) straight so they would all be on the same page.

He only "took the heat" because dribblings of the truth started coming out.

So I'll say it again, these people are incredibly stupid.

[Libby2]

26. I can do that, I can pray for him.

;)

[smartvoter]

43. How DUMB can people be?

The guy was taking heat for getting shot in the face, so Cheney stepped in to take the heat?

How f***ing stupid can people be?

[Katherine Brengle]

17. But Bill Clinton got a bj from an intern! Freeps will be freeps will be

freeps...

When a Republican does something wrong, it is no one's damn business. When a Democrat does something wrong, we deserve to know immediately.

[Beaverhausen]

22. "...the Washington press core." LOL

we have a new one, folks!

[myrna minx]

37. Press Core. LOL!

My favorite Freeperism of all time is calling Pol Pot: Paul Pot. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: The murderous tyrant, you know, Paul.

[mikeytherat]

24. If GW ate a live baby right in front of them

they'd state:
"If the Democrats were in charge, that baby would have been aborted, and there wouldn't have been a baby for the President to eat."

Denial - it runs deeeeeeeeeeep and wide!

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

25. delete (dupe)

[maxrandb]

28. Dueling Banjo's Playing

My favorite so far. I can visualize the trailor park in the post below.

To: kcvl
Geez--I had a beer with my lunch today. Then I went out with some wooden matches and burned a week's worth of papers in the burn barrel.

I can trust you guys not to report me to the ATF, can't I???



352 posted on 02/15/2006 12:40:36 PM PST by Palladin

[Viva_La_Revolution]

36. Freeps don't recycle!

for shame!

:rofl:

[maxrandb]

29. One at a Time Freepers...One at a Time

I wish to hell Cheney would take said Freeper up on the offer to hunt with him. In fact, I think Dick should take one Freeper a day out on a hunt with him. It might make our country a little better place :evilgrin:

To: Peach
As I expected, our Vice President stepped up, accepted the responsibility for this accident, and carried himself very well in doing so.

Dick Cheney is a hunter. For whatever reason, he made an error that many hunters have made. Fortunately, the person who was hit will be OK. Hunters don't deny responsibility. They don't pass blame off on someone else. And they learn from their mistakes.

I'm sure he has replayed this many times in his head, and still can't believe that he made that error. A bird flew by; he tracked it and fired. Sadly, one of the party was in the line of fire.

Good hunting practice was not followed, but that happens from time to time.

I'm betting he never forgets his zone of fire again. I'd hunt with him.

[Straight Shooter]

48. The person (his name is Whittington, you fweeper) will NOT be okay.

Even if he survives, which appears likely now, he will most definitely NOT be okay.

These fweepers are astonishingly dense about the effects of shotgun pellets buried in the body. Would any of them like to look in the mirror and see hamburger where their face used to be and try to imagine the scars that will ensue? Whittington was a nice-looking man. He sure won't be now. His face helped him in his business, too. Kiss that asset good-bye.

[Old and In the Way]

30. Think how much more respect they'd have for the War Profiteer if

he had killed him...

[Arkansas Granny]

32. You know, if the Freepers weren't so willfully ignorant, you could

almost take pity on them. As it is, they only listen to opinions that match their own so they can bolster their inflated sense of importance. They are nearly as insulated as Bush and proclaim any dissenting view as a liberal lie. They really get excited when one of the RW pundits agrees with what they've "been saying all along". Their minds are made up, don't confuse them with the facts.

[maxrandb]

33. It Really is a Parallel Universe

Can you believe this????

To: Howlin
I think I can see why he hasn't come forward before now.
Definitely. If this was Gore, the press would tell us we need to give him time to recover and pray, etc., etc. The VP looked like a broken man to me. Cheney: You focus on the bird, but as soon as I saw Harry, everything else left my mind so I don't know whether I got the bird or not. I ran over to him. One fortunate thing is I have a medical team with me wherever I go and within a minute or 2 he was administering first aid. Harry was conscious. I said "Harry, I had no idea you were there". He didn't respond.

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Are they "efffing" kidding me??? Gore?? A guy that was hounded unmercifully, YES! UNMERCIFULLY, for a comment about a book and movie from 30 years ago??? The Gore that was hounded and caricatured unmercifully, YES UNMERCIFULLY, about a comment about the funding for research on the development that eventually led to the World Wide Web? That Gore?? That was the Gore that was given a pass by the media???

This is a rhetorical question, but are these people fucking insane????

[warrens]

34. I love this post

To: beyond the sea
I think he also ought to add: And now, after speaking with the President, we're going to go after those missing WMDs in Syria - the bombing began 5 minutes ago - better get those shipping clerks over to the Middle East NOW!



172 posted on 02/15/2006 11:53:33 AM PST by princess leah
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They're just SO FUCKING DELUSIONARY

[lpbk2713]

39. The world will never run short of stupid people.

These assholes are living proof. They bear this out every day.

[file83]

40. If Harry SHOT Dick, would that be a "big" story?

Of course it would. So why is this any different? Give me a break! Dick shot Harry, Harry shot Dick, either way, the Vice President of the United States of America was INVOLVED in a near fatal shooting! After admitting to have had some "beer" earlier in the afternoon.

[msrbly]

41. What in the hell is a "hugh deal?" n/t

[cascadiance]

42. This is Hugh!...

Just like this is a "Moran"!

[symbolman]

44. Better believe that if Cheney admitted to a Beer at lunch

That it could only mean that he was drinking the hard stuff all afternoon.. Law of lying, add an element of truth to make the lie work..

[JohnyCanuck]

47. Otherwise known as a "limited hangout" n/t

[Swamp Rat]

45. Drinking and hunting.... so they will end up killing each other.

Aw! Too bad! :D

[B Calm]

46. SEX Who were the two women they were spending an overnight

hunting trip with?