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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 09:34 PM
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Poll question: Which would you prefer?
Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 09:40 PM by uppityperson
inspired by this posting by louis c:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x422870

By the way, if you ask the average American if he or she would rather participate in (A) a consensual act of oral sex or (B) getting fucking shot in the face by an asshole with a gun, I'll bet that most will pick answer (A).

Edited to add, "getting fucking shot in the face" choice means being shot in the fucking face.
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misternormal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 09:36 PM
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1. The term "asshole with a gun"
Conjures up some comical images... sorry.

Sometimes I am too literal for my own good.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 09:37 PM
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2. yup. I've been having that problem also. And laughing.
too many puns right now
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 09:38 PM
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3. Leaky Dick or a Slick Willy... hmmmm
Couldn't have made this shit up!
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 09:51 PM
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6. Dick Cheney, the straight shooter.
bad mental images of nude hunting parties.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 09:39 PM
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4. Oh, I thought you meant if
They got shot in the fucking face.

oops.


sorry.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 09:44 PM
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5. I edited to clarify.
meaning shot in the fucking face by a gun, not, um, consensually.
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