CoffeeCat
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:08 PM
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Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 11:09 PM by TwoSparkles
New release from Aerosmith... :) --------------------- Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done? Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of his gun
Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun The VP has come undone Killin quails was was supposed to be fun...
What did the vice president dooooo? Was he guzzling scotches in the morning dew?
Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun The media frenzy has just begun And the administration is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue Did the veep spray some pellets in you?
Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Cheney's Got A Gun Cheney's Got A Gun The morphine drip has just begun Cuz Cheney's Got a Gun
What did Dick Cheney do? Let's hope he plans a hunting trip with Junior soooooon Cheney's got a gun Cheney's got a gun...
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:14 PM
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1. Here's mine: (Apologies to Aerosmith, once again) |
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Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done? Ch' dum dum dum shootin' quails is fun
Ch' dum dum dum, Cheney what have you done? ch' dum dum got dem vicious quails on the run
Cheney got a gun.
Cheney got a gun.
Huntin' trips are really fun. Took a billionaire lawyer on this one.
What did poor Harry do? To take one in the face from You?
They say when Cheney saw the birdies, he shot his wad all o'er the place; But Harry was behind him, then Cheney spun around, and blasted him right in his face.
Cheney got a gun Cheney got a gun
Harry's not havin' fun He got "peppered" by Crashcart's gun.
Holy shit I'm really screwed, Call Rove, ask him what to do.
The ambulance is speedin' out to the old Armstrong place while Dick is sweatin' bullets, they're picking bb's out of harry's face.
N-R-A? What you say, about this crime? N-R-A? What you say, about this crime? N-R-A? What you say, about this crime?
It's ok, this kinda thing happens from time to time.
Poor Harry's really screaming- the helicopter starts to dock Maybe that'll teach him, to go huntin' quails with a fuckin' CHICKEN HAAAAAAWWWWWWWK!
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:17 PM
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That was hysterical.
You told the story better than I did.
I hope others come up with their own versions, too!
Hysterical! :)
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:18 PM
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:14 PM
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2. I haven't been able to get that out of my head - make it stop |
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Wed Feb-15-06 11:17 PM
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4. Hes just an old lawyer man |
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Cheney's got to be insane ane ane ane Oh the pressure he was under When the gun did athunder Whiti's got to be in pain ain ain ain
Spin away spin away what do we say ay ay ay Spin away lets talk about Tom Delay ay ay ay....
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