How long will it be before there's a Whittington sighting?

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5 days= not superficial.

2 weeks= serious but he pulled through.

1 month= by the hair of a rat's ass.

Never= he's dead.

[VOX]

1. Depends on his facial / neck wounds.

Seriously. The rest, including internal organ damage, can be covered up.

But you can bet that the administration would love their loyal foot soldier Whittington to come through one more time. :grr:

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2. Whittington appears after day 248:

"Just a scratch folks."

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3. his face is burger.

no photo-op.

the scandal goes away if they can get a photo-op of him and cheney together, laughing about it. the fact that that hasn't happened means that he's not up to it.

either that or whittington knows cheney did it on purpose.

[txindy]

5. Agreed. They wouldn't miss an opportunity for a photo op.

I don't even think Harry is capable of talking, yet. They're just trying to make it sound better than it truly is.

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6. "They wouldn't miss an opportunity for a photo op."

That indeed is the point.

Cosmetic surgery wonders are occurring as we type.

Up next:

"Harry! You look like you're thirty!"

"Gurgle."

"Okay, forty."

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7. i don't know about that. cosmetic surgery on a 78-year old

full of bird shot who just had a heart attack?

i don't think so.

i think they're just working on keeping him alive first. he can wear bandages for the photo-op.
again, the fact that they haven't done so is very telling.

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8. "the fact that they haven't done so is very telling."

We're not even getting the bandaged variety. If I'm not mistaken, isn't this the biggest story in the country today? Where are the paparazzi when you need them?

[Botany]

4. When Cheney sees Mr. W here.

[Swamp Rat]

9. "I don't know...uhuhuhuhuhuhuh... shhhh! Be vewy vewy qwiet!"

:D

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10. I thought it would be closer to this: