file83
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Thu Feb-16-06 01:54 AM
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If Cheney could see the QUAIL, why couldn't he see HARRY? |
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Give me a break. Cheney must have been drunker than a skunk.
If the birds were clipped so they couldn't fly, then how fast could the quail possibly be moving? Faster than Cheney could track his friend (much bigger than a quail) looking down the barrel of a gun?
Sounds like deprived reaction times do to the consumption of alcohol. Tsk, tsk.
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Thu Feb-16-06 01:55 AM
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1. he had ONE BEER AT LUNCH! |
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oh, and a dozen double scotches in the Escalade between blasting all the drugged birds to smithereens.
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Thu Feb-16-06 01:57 AM
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2. He had one eye closed....because he was seein' 2 quail, and 2 harry's |
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Thu Feb-16-06 01:57 AM
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3. They put little orange jackets & hats on the quail before releasing them. |
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(Is quail plural for quail?)
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file83
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Thu Feb-16-06 02:10 AM
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Thu Feb-16-06 01:58 AM
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4. E.Z. to miss a man in one of these |
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Thu Feb-16-06 01:59 AM
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5. That's a false dichotomy. |
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