Abramoff Progress Report: Project X

[Patsy Stone]

Oops. I wasn't supposed to say anything.

Never mind. :blush:

[Octafish]

1. Nine point five to eleven.

Concurrently.

He can do that standing on DeLay's head.

[Kingshakabobo]

14. Or with his head up Bush's ass. He'll think he's in heaven. n/t

[Sydnie]

2. Nix nIX nIX -- Abort

Oh geesh .....

[Patsy Stone]

15. Sydnie!

Shhh! :hi:

[Sydnie]

18. Oh Captain My Captain ...

:hi: MUM's the word! ;)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Since Project X doesn't exist, don't worry about it.

I didn't even SEE this thread, because it doesn't exist either.

[Patsy Stone]

16. Be seeing you.

[Canuckistanian]

4. We've got to plug these leaks!

Quick, order a congressional panel on oversight!

[Wilms]

5. Oh! Great! All that work for nothin'

Why are you posting unencrypted?

Patsy, did you lose your encoder ring again?

:spank:

[Patsy Stone]

17. Sorry!

I did. It went down the sink... (sorry)

"Where's my Super Suit?!?"

:hi:

[BuyingThyme]

6. You mean Operation X?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=43499&mesg_id=43595

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. No, clearly she meant "Generation X"....

Move along.... nothing to see here. Subject is merely dancing with himself.....uh oh uh oh.

[mike_c]

7. dammit-- now we're gonna have to start detonating cookie bombs...

...and terminating everyone who reads this thread without the IFF transponder cookie issued only to proj-x participants.

MODS! Lock and load!

[Oldtimeralso]

8. Yes,

The leaf is green and the root is shallow.

[roguevalley]

10. BWAHAHA! Don't worry. The NYT will run it on Wednesday. ;)

[Ilsa]

12. Only if it's at least fourteen months old. eom ;)

[Botany]

11. Project X is a go

Shred the Lettuce
repeat
Shred the Lettuce

[Redstone]

13. Ix-nay on the Oject-Pray, OK?

Still not the right time. The Gay Ray Generator isn't powerful enought yet. Not until it can "turn" people when they're just driving by a theater that's showing "Brokeback Mountain."

And that's an important component of the Project.

Redstone

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. The yak is running to the water! I repeat! The yak is running to the water