MSNBC:Sex Tape-Hillary Wax-Knob Fetish-Drunk Mascot.. Is it Sweeps time?

[SoCalDem]

[NobleCynic]

1. Ouch. That hurts my head.

[beam me up scottie]

2. sigh...

Even though killing my tv was hard, I know it was the right thing to do.

My IQ shot up ten points immediately after I unplugged it.

[TheWraith]

5. They're perfectly safe as long as you stay away from the news.

And what the fuck is that thing in your signature? Hello Cthulu? Hell Kitty?

[beam me up scottie]

9. Hello Cthulu!

Aw, she's so sweet, you hurt her feelings.:evilgrin:

Yeah, tv's been gone well over a year and I really don't miss it.
I download everything I want to watch without the commercials!

[TheWraith]

12. Ah.

I'd do that too, but for internet connection limitations. Instead, I have one of those digital video recorders that lets you pause live TV, record things, and skip commercials. It's great for those things I still watch on commercial TV like The West Wing, Lost, and Battlestar Galactica. I can't remember how I lived without it...

[beam me up scottie]

15. I'm always jonesing for a Scrubs fix

by the end of the week.

I also download a lot of BBC programs, have you seen the new Dr. Who?

[TheWraith]

25. I have not.

In fact, I've never seen the old "classic" Dr. Who either. The only BBC stuff I can recall seeing lately is Rome, their joint production with HBO: great series.

[zbdent]

17. Hey, if I watch Fox, and throw something at the TV and break it,

do you think that I could talk Mrs. ZBDent into getting a big-screen TV?

:evilgrin:

[neuvocat]

3. I'm suddenly hungry for popcorn. I don't know why.

[Daphne08]

4. OMG, I need that laugh!

I've been angrily screaming about the real news. :rofl:

By the way, my husband wants to know, "What is Hillary Wax." :shrug:

[SoCalDem]

6. Don't know.. I was changing channels and it caught my eye

I have my digital camera on its charger right next to my teensy desk tv.. Took the pic, and changed the channel:)

[Daphne08]

11. Well, my husband will have to continue wondering

because I'm not watching that little twerp Tucker to find out. :D

[MisterP]

7. you do realize this is departing Earth at the speed of light

into the reaches of space
no wonder they only do ass-probing runs here

[htuttle]

8. *** SHRIEK!!!! ***

Ouch.

[phaseolus]

10. The "knob fetish" was a local news story here in Milwaukee

Some guy was robbing McMansion construction sites up in Mequon, stealing a bunch of stuff. Turns out he had a thing for doorknobs, and stole tools and stuff to cover up that fact.

[EC]

16. Some of those old mansions in Milwaukee, have some nice

door knobs...Like the Pabst Mansion..


http://www.pabstmansion.com/

[EC]

13. So, which one is the knob?

That's strange, just the other night he was on something, (not his show, someone else's)and I found myself saying, " Gee he's such a knob" so I guess that answers my question.

[global1]

14. Actually It's A Coded Message To Al Quida - Probably Saying....

something like - The pResident needs you. An attack somewhere/anywhere will help to divert attention from Spygate; Abramoff; DeLay; Plame Outing; Katrina/Fema screw-ups; torture; Cheney's aim; etc.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

18. What is Hillary Wax?

And is made from 100% real Hillary?

[Moosepoop]

22. She had a brazillion wax??

Sorry, that was lame.

Here's the Hillary scoop:
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--clinton-waxmuseum0216feb16,0,5439668.story?coll=ny-region-apnewyork


Hillary Clinton immortalized at famed wax museum

By BETH FOUHY
AP Political Writer

February 16, 2006, 1:14 PM EST


NEW YORK -- Amid the hoopla surrounding Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's possible 2008 presidential run, Madame Tussauds' famed wax museum has secured a unique spot.

A life-sized figure of the former first lady-turned-politician was unveiled there Thursday, complete with a campaign-style balloon drop, flags and a ceremonial rendering of "Hail to the Chief." Several volunteers _ mostly employees of the museum _ stood by carrying "Hillary 2008" signs.

Clinton's smiling wax doppelganger wears a turquoise blue pantsuit, arm extended in a wave. Wax statues of President Bush and Clinton's husband, President Bill Clinton, stand nearby.

Museum manager Janine DiGioacchino said artists at the original Tussauds museum in London had poured over hundreds of video clips and still photos to create an accurate depiction.

[erpowers]

19. Drunk Mascot-Funny

I heard about the drunk mascot story this morning and thought it was funny. It's crazy that these elite students are so wild. The Stanford band is on alcohol probation.

[triguy46]

20. What about "Bow tie affectation" ??

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

21. Does anyone watch this trash anymore?

Why bother when you can get real news from the BBC?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/

[SoCalDem]

24. I "watched" it only long enough to photograph the list

and then I kept changing channels until I got to Link-TV.. I seem to be watching it and the university channels more and more.. My son jokes about how when I was in college I skipped lectures, and NOW I pay DISH TV to be able to WATCH lectures :)

[Kansas Wyatt]

23. Look at the Jerk-Off behind the list

That explains everything.