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"Operation Footbullet" is the nickname Internetters gave to the Church of Scientology in the 1990s when it tried to remove sections of the Internet where they found "entheta" -- nasty things being written about L. Ron Hubbard and the Church. It then went around trying to sue the Internet. After making itself an on-line laughingstock, it targeted a few dozen Scientology critics and managed to find friendly judges to put the hammer down on a handful of them. This naturally generated emnity toward the Church that it would have otherwise taken Ron's followers ten or twenty years to accomplish. Now that's "up-stat"!
Bill Gates is now doing the same thing, hot on the heels of the RIAA, and Jack Valenti and the MPAA, who have dedicated themselves to keeping greed clothed in its finest raiment as Morality. But Gates' dream is far more ambitious -- he wants to ensure that every computer user will pay him a dear royalty, and keep paying him, preferably on a rental or subscription basis, just to stay a part of cyberspace. Far from the dark visions of The Matrix and Colossus: The Forbin Project, cyberspace has become the frontier of the freedom seeker, the rebel, and the malcontent, espousing the Gospels of saviors as diverse as Karl Marx and Ayn Rand, allied against common enemies as various as the government of China, the Church of Scientology, and international intellectual property laws gone wild.
Now, Bill's an intelligent guy, and he's not the devil incarnate, but he is a hard-competing businessman, only this time he's taken on his own market. The only reason why DOS and Windows took over the market was because it was so easy to copy the software and set it up at home. The superior machines of the day, the Mac, Atari, Amiga, had burned-in operating systems, and new ROM sets cost more than twice as much as the upgrade from DOS 3.3 to 4.1 -- even Windows 3 was a bargain compared to Atari's POSIX clone ROM, and certainly compared to the early, pricy Macintoshes.
But he's already pushed me to move to Linuxland. And I was a Microsoft Office developer for years. He outsourced as much as he could, a move which cost me a full-time job and several subsequent contracts, and then demanded I pay twice as much to keep my copy of Microsoft Studio 6 registered.
The on-line world he created is likewise dismal. Non-Microsoft development shops also charge high prices for the simplest utilities imaginable, from the $29.95 "state-of-the-art screen capture all-in-one suite" that simply copied the built-in "Print Screen" key function to another hotkey, to "shareware" that cost upwards of $200 and locked me out of my entire computer at the end of 18 -- not 31 -- days, requiring a full re-install of Windows 95.
Linuxland -- the whole "FOSS" (Free and Open System Software) scene is the opposite of this. The software, every piece of it, works perfectly or nearly so, even most of the betas. The documentation teams, volunteers though they are, regularly apologize for errors so minor that they would pass proofreaders in Redmond/Hyderabad. The main difficulty with most of the software, when it exists, is usually ugliness and quirkiness, problems that could be fixed by "front end" programmers (like Yours Truly). There are some oddities that will face the Windows user, like the idea of "mounting" things in Linux/*NIX systems -- an oddity that quickly becomes logical, easy, and intuitive. And since there is no overwhelming proprietary mindset, the functioning of the programs is explained clearly and accurately.
There is even a full-bore clone of Windows NT/2000/XP under development, ReactOS. It is still in its early stages, but if Mr. Gates provokes a stampede toward Linux, ReactOS will (like everything else Linux) be like Popeye with a fresh can of spinach.
I still have gripes about Linux, and as a Microsoft Office developer, I get to see all of the little kinks and quirks and downright errors in OpenOffice. But I just downloaded 2.0, and folks, it's one fine piece of warez. I'll make my complaints known on the developers' message board, but it's already a Killer App. As for programmability, it is now more programmable than MSOffice -- it has pre-defined hooks and interfaces that allow C++, Python, Java, Javascript, and OpenOffice Basic (a VBA clone) to be used with minimum stress.
I'm still using Windows 2000 at this moment, but those days are quickly closing. I am still dependent on a few functions that Windows and Internet Explorer give me that nothing else does -- one is the ability to use Web Archive, or MHT, files. There's a Mozilla / Firefox-based add in, but it's broken; and I have nearly 22,000 MHT files.
I need to keep at least a minimal Windows presence around, too, since any work I get will likely be in Windows. However, the Linux market is growing.
Gates and the rest of the industry heads predict that Microsoft and Windows will dominate the market for years to come. They should not count on it -- after all, the invincable IBM fell in less than a decade. Linux now accounts for something like 5% of the worldwide computer market, but with a "managed subscription" money collection scheme, Windows will quickly become a business-only system. Unable to play with their home computers in the same way they work on their bosses' computers, people will shift their skill sets to their home systems'. This could dramatically increase the TCO (Total Cost of Ownership) for Windows Vista, which is planned to be locked down tighter than the virgin daughters of any 14th century royal house in Europe.
Gates has made mistakes before. He seriously missed out on the Internet, and it took him until 2000 to pull up even with the pack. (In 1994, he tried to buy the Internet! Would the Church of Scientology then have been able to delete Microsoft and replace everything with RONdows?) Early versions of Windows were garbage, and set him back five to eight years in GUI technology, although Apple helped by suing GEM out of existence. But if Gates fumbles this newest challenge, he will never catch up, because the computer OS will pass into the public domain wholly or even "just" conceptually (BSD isn't quite as free as the GNU open software license). The idea of a locked-down OS will become absurd. Microsoft will then have to adapt or die, at considerable expense to Gates and his investors.
I'm sure Bill will survive, though. He might yet ease up on home copies of Windows, which will be the real competition Linux will face. This year will tell -- Vista is already being toyed with by thousands of propeller-heads, and should be available for a mere $150 under full license by 3Q06 - 1Q07. They may even let users change floppies without calling Redmond for permission. I'm sure that millions will be added to the "digital divide" as their numbers are multiplied when they have to subtract whole packages from the variety of software they can run.
I'm moving to Linux, and expect I'll be spending many unpaid hours contributing to the effort of making it a superior choice to Windows. Bill, I did my best, but your incessant demands for my money -- and exportation of my employment -- has made our continuing relationship impossible. I'm 47 years old, and I grew up in the hacker era, whose energy you rode to your fortune. But that wave has crashed on the shore, and somewhat like King Canute, you're commanding the ocean to send you a tasty new wave. It's amazing that all those guys standing barefoot in the sand in their business suits who followed you to the beach think you can do it.
You once knew the thrill of teaching machines to work their magic for your delight. You were one of a legion of programmers who conjured an entire technology out of simple beach sand. Today, you cut a foolish figure on that beach, thinking you can replace human intelligence with cold, lifeless cash. You can't command the ocean any more than you can command money to build what millions of ecstatic volunteers once built for love -- you were one of them, Bill, remember? -- and a new generation who have found that thrill just as alive and enlivening.
See ya 'round cyberspace, Bill -- and if you ever want to pitch in, just roll up your sleeves, change your nick, and say hello to Tux. You'll find most of your old pals and fans have been there for a decade or more. We'd love to have you with us again.
--p!
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